So recently I've been getting kinda close to a certain boy who lives in my apartment complex.

Because of this, I discovered what happens to me when somebody gets really close to my left ear.

This strange sensation shoots down my neck, past my shoulders, and stays pulsing in my lower back on the left side. It's the kind of feeling that makes you arch and kinda squirm because it's not painful, just really tickly and odd.

And I don't know how many of you like to watch Dan and Phil, but today they uploaded their new trailer for their audiobook. It's like an audio immersion sorta thing where their voices drift around as if they're in the room with you.

And of course, Dan had to get all up in my left headphone and start whispering.

ZING BANG PING, MY LOWER BACK SINGS

I actually yelled a little bit because I wasn't expecting that to happen and it caught me off guard !!!

This chapter is really weird and somebody's probably gonna tell me that some people can feel sexual pleasure in their back or something and I just revealed something horrible about myself

Whatever, this information is useless, but I hope you keep it in mind if we ever cross paths and you wanna make me laugh really uncomfortably.