hi.

so,

my name is

[lana]

and i am here to teach you how to look like dan howell through yucky, low quality snapchat photos :)

so you should probably start with a clean, moisturized face. i, however, am a lazy fuck who is actually not going anywhere and i'm gonna shower right after this so idec

so our actual first step is to put on some foundation or whatever to make ur skin tone even

check me out

feel free to leave some pink spots showing bc dan is oftentimes pink in places for no reason. if it's cute on dan, i promise u it's cute on u too.

so now is about the time that u realize you share your translucent powder with ur mom and she took it with her to the party

wow

WHATEVER GUYS IT'S COOL WE CAN GO WITHOUT IT LOL

it's eyebrow time

i just comb them out and smear brown eyeshadow all over them

dan's eyebrows are pretty straight and hot doggy so try and emanate that as best as you can with your eyebrow shape

next we're gonna apply a light brown shadow all over our eyelids, just to slightly darken them. make sure to also rub it all over underneath ur eye, because we really wanna convey how many hours we've stayed up pondering the premise of a higher power, the inevitability of death, the fact that humanity is relentlessly destroying itself, etc.

i just realized you can't add all the fucking pics u want so i'm gonna have to break this up into like 1329293 parts ok