A.N.- Back by demand! So here we have a crazy mix of characters that you guys voted for. Jace, Mitch, and Rio from Kill The Lights/Swan Song ~ Sebastian and Evan from Can't Even Think Straight ~ Collie, Colin, Ant, and Misha from The Love Square/He's My Dork ~ Will, Ethan, Benji, Gideon, and Jude from Friend Zoned/Changing Will ~ Dimitri and Theo from Outside The Lines ~ And a special guest appearance from a surprise couple! ;) 

Also, I swear I was not high while writing this. Enjoy!

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                “This place is kind of sketchy. Why are we here?” Theo Light asked as they walked into the large, empty room.

                “Why, because a higher power controls everything we do and say!” Dimitri Ivanov said brightly.

                “Don’t you think you’re breaking the fourth wall?” Theo asked, raising an eyebrow.

                “Did someone say breaking the fourth wall?” Rio Snyder asked eagerly. “I love doing that.”

                “Why did we have to bring Rio?” Jace Butler whined.

                “Because…I don’t really know,” Mitch Marion said, glancing at Rio. “Why did we bring you?”

                “So he could see me,” Ethan said, dragging Will Duvet in with him.

                “Oh, hey Ethan.” Rio nodded towards his cousin.

                “There’s so many attractive people here,” Collie Archer said, looking around.

                “Collie!” Misha Redner whined, whacking him in the arm. “You have a boyfriend!”

                “Do I?” Collie said, eyeing Mitch.

                Colin Archer laughed, and Ant Andrews joined him. “Wow Collie, way to be a player,” he said to his twin.

                “Hey! Only one set of fraternal twins allowed in a single place,” Theo said, pouting and nodding towards Thalia Light.

                “Oh, twincest,” Ethan said, letting out a whistle. “That’s hot.”

                “Who cares about twincest when you have a super hot boyfriend?” Evan Sudlow scoffed, pointing at Sebastian Amsel. “I have all this. I don’t need some look alikes banging each other.”

                “I would never have sex with my brother,” Collie said. “We are not Jordan and Jeremy Saccento.”

                “Oh, low blow to the poor souls who didn’t get to read that before it was so cruelly ripped away from our lives,” Dimitri said with a dramatic sigh.

                “That story sucked anyways. And their dad was a dick,” Mitch said, leaning against the wall and crossing his arms.

                “What is it with Jen and asshole dads?” Collie grumbled.

                “At least you get a dad,” Jace said with a pout.

                “Your names all suck, too. Ant Andrews? Mitch Marion?” Theo snickered and shook his head.

                “Oh yea? Theo and Thalia? Colin and Collie? How lame,” Mitch shot back.

                “I hate you all. Do you even know my last name?” Ethan said. “It is impossible.”

                “No one knows your last name because, as we’ve already established, SkeneKidz is a total bitch,” Rio said.

                “Sebastian, say words,” Evan commanded, poking his boyfriend.

                “I’m…a little busy,” Sebastian said, shaking his head a little. “That guy is very sparkly.”

                “That guy is very fabulous,” Dimitri corrected with a smirk. “And he STILL has fully functional ears, dear.”

                Evan gasped in horror. “Are you cheating on me with that guy? Sebastian, you’re a cheater and a pedophile!” Evan stomped away, over to Dimitri. “Stay away from my boyfriend you sparkly whore!” He slapped Dimitri and stomped away again, this time over Ethan. “Hello, you are adorable and I claim you as mine.”

                “I was just slapped by a strange boy,” Dimitri informed Theo.

                “Ethan is mine!” Will said with a scowl, stepping in front of him protectively.

                “Ethan is enjoying this guy’s physical appearance,” Ethan said, peeking around Will to eye Evan.

                “Little Theodore! I was slapped by a strange boy,” Dimitri repeated to Theo.

                “Huh? Yea, that’s great Dimitri,” Theo said dismissively, watching Misha. “That guy is really dorky. He’s making puns.”

                “Hey, my puns may be cheesy, but I think they’re pretty gouda,” Misha said and laughed at himself.

                “Oh my god. I don’t know him,” Collie groaned, scurrying away to Benji Bryant and Gideon Marchesane, who had just entered.

                “Uh…sorry we’re late,” Benji said.

                “And another one. Benji Bryant, Mitch Marion, and Ant Andrews,” Theo said with a sigh.

                “You’re Ethan’s boyfriend, right? I’m Rio. You’re sexy,” Rio said to Will.

                “Hit on anyone but my boyfriend,” Ethan said, shoving Rio away.

                “I’m like Ethan but taller and Spanish,” Rio said with a grin and a wink. “Want to experience it? I can make you scream ay dios mio all night.”

                “I can barely stand Ethan. Why would I want another Ethan?” Will said, stepping away from the cousins. “I’m going to go flirt with someone else and hope I can find someone with less sarcasm.”

                “Oh, you’re attractive. If you’d like to swap sarcasm for glitter, I’m here,” Dimitri said with a wink.

                “You quote Hamlit. I don’t want you,” Will said, walking around him and over to Jace. “Hey, you’re pretty attractive.”

                “This is going to end badly. I’m perfectly fine with it,” Jace said, eyeing Will carefully.

                “You seem like the only normal person here,” Theo said, going over to Sebastian.

                “Watch out. My boyfriend might slap you,” Sebastian said with a sigh. “Evander, are you behaving?”

                “DON’T CALL ME THAT. AND YOU ARE NOT MY MOM,” Evan whined.

                “Evander? That’s cute,” Ant said with a smile.

                “Cuter than the guy who was named after Misha Collins,” Evan grumbled.

                “What? I wasn’t named after Misha Collins,” Misha said with a frown. “Can’t you people read? I was named after the kid from The Woman In Black.”

                “So many pedophiles. I quit!” Evan cried, throwing his hands up.

                “Hey, Misha,” Will said, going over to him. “Want to switch sisters?”

                “What? No! I love Emma,” Misha said with a frown. “You can’t have my baby sister. Besides, your sister is scary.”

                “I’ll trade you my brother for your sister,” Rio offered Will.

                “Uh, no thanks. I don’t want anyone related to Ethan, and definitely not an asshole drug addict,” Will said.

                Rio shrugged. “Whatever, dude. Your sister’s hot by the way. I would hit it.”

                “Stay away from my sister,” Will snapped with a scowl.

                “Does Rio even have a sexuality?” Colin asked in confusion.

                “Maybe he’s pansexual like Dimitri,” Sebastian suggested.

                “It’s forever a secret. Like Ethan’s last name,” Rio said.

                “Dimitri is not pansexual,” Dimitri said, smirking. “Dimitri doesn’t label love. I simply love who I love. My heart belongs to little Theodore.”

                “No, you’re pansexual,” Theo said.

                “Little Theodore, you offend me,” Dimitri said, slapping a hand over his chest.

                “I’d offend you too. Anyone that actually paid attention would realize you’re an asshole and your sister was right about you all along,” Ethan said. “But you’re strangely likable.”

                “So I wonder what people ship more: Tholiver or Shio,” Jace said curiously.

                “Jace you are literally just a fangirl,” Will said.

                “I am the embodiment of SkeneKidz fangirls,” Jace said.

                “People obviously ship Shio more. Tholiver was forgotten as soon as it ended. Adios, bromance,” Rio said, grinning. “Bring on some Rio and Shane loving.”

                “Shio will sink. People wanted me with Benji and look how that turned out,” Ethan said.

                “That would’ve been like incest,” Benji said with a shudder.

                “We already went down the My Nerdy Brother route,” Mitch said. “Rest in peace to those idiots. With more bad parenting. So much bad parenting.”

                “And bad siblings. You brother hit you with a car,” Colin said. “And Rio’s brother pushed him out of a window. Will’s sister physically abuses him. Dimitri’s sister disowns him. I’m glad I got a good brother.”

                “Technically I left you in a house with homophobic parents,” Collie pointed out.

                “Uh…guys,” Ant said. “Who’s the sexy evil looking guy over there?”

                “Judeikas,” Gideon said nervously.

                Jude shrugged. “Just stopping by.”

                “We don’t want you here,” Will growled.

                “I want him here,” Evan said, his eyes going wide. “He’s really hot.”

                “Evander,” Sebastian said sternly.

                “Shhh.” Evan slapped his whole hand over Sebastian’s face. “I’m sightseeing, Sebastian.”

                “These names are cringe worthy. Judeikas? Rio? Collie?” Theo shook his head. “Man, I got off easy.”

                “Judeikas is definitely weird,” Rio agreed.

                “Yep, it’s weird,” Ethan said.

                “Easily the weirdest,” Evan said. “But he’s still really hot.” He glanced at Sebastian, dropping his hand back to his side. “Uh…hot because the weather is hot. Not because I’d be all over his sexy body in a second if I had the chance. I’d much rather ride you. OH GOD. Ride you as in ride with you…in a car…and…you know what? They all know. I’d ride your dick harder than…well…hard.”

                “Stop talking,” Sebastian said with a sigh, pulling Evan close.

                “My name is fine,” Jude said with a light pout.

                “Jace, stop staring at him. You have a boyfriend,” Mitch said sternly.

                Jace blushed. “I wasn’t staring.”

                “Yes you were,” Mitch said.

                “You should be staring at me instead,” Rio said.

                “You are pretty cute,” Collie said.

                “Collier!” Misha whined.

                “Hush up, Misha. He’s too annoying for my liking. I’m perfectly fine with my dork of a boyfriend,” Collie said.

                “Awww you’re adorable!” Ant squealed, bouncing over to Benji. “We can be double A double B.” He slung an arm around Benji’s shoulders.

                “Are our boyfriends cheating on us?” Gideon asked Colin.

                Colin sighed and shook his head. “No. Ant wouldn’t cheat on me. Believe me, he worked way too hard to just give it up.”

                “Same with Benji,” Gideon said fondly.

                “Wow, you are really flamboyant,” Will said to Dimitri.

                “And you’re really attractive. The scowl is adorable,” Dimitri said with a flirtatious wink.

                “Okay, you’re done here,” Theo said, coming over and dragging Dimitri away from Will. “You in a room full of hot guys is a nightmare.”

                “Really? I think it’s wonderful. I quite enjoy this cute, scrawny creature,” Dimitri said, looking at Ethan.

                “You’re not that bad looking,” Ethan said, eyeing Dimitri appreciatively. “Are you busy later?”

                “This room has the three biggest flirts in it. This is awful,” Will groaned, grabbing Ethan and forcing him away from Dimitri. “You, your obnoxious cousin, and the Russian guy.”

                “We’re like a melting pot of homosexuality,” Rio said. “We’ve got Italian, Spanish, German, Irish, Russian, German, and who knows what else.”

                “I hate the Irish,” Evan growled, clinging to Sebastian protectively. “They always try to steal my boyfriend from me. Damn Irish. Potato lovers. I hope they have another potato famine.”

                “Isn’t SkeneKidz Irish?” Gideon asked.

                “Shhh,” Collie said dismissively. “Let him hate on the Irish all he wants.”

                “Your boyfriend is clingy,” Mitch said to Sebastian.

                “I take it as a good sign,” Sebastian said, prying Evan off of him. “Although you’re very hyper today, Evan. I think it’s about time we leave. Before you slap anyone else.”

                “Can I slap the ass of that sexy dark guy?” Evan asked.

                “And we’re leaving. I think Tate Giardino had a bad influence on you,” Sebastian said, sighing and dragging a protesting Evan out with him.

                “We’re leaving too. You need to stop flirting with the pansexual Russian guy!” Will said, storming over and forcing Ethan away from Dimitri.

                “Pity that jealous boys ruin everything,” Dimitri said with a smirk.

                “Call me!” Ethan yelled to him as Will forced him out.

                “You’re leaving too. I need to yell at you for flirting with every freaking person!” Theo said, gripping the back of Dimitri’s shirt and forcing him out.

                “Well, since my cousin is gone, I guess I don’t really have a reason to stay,” Rio said with a sigh. “Mitchell, drive me home.”

                “Uh…okay,” Mitch said. “Jace, come on.”

                “Yea, yea, I’m coming,” Jace said, walking out with them.

                “Come on Ant. You’re getting too close with Benji,” Colin said.

                “Aw Colin, I wouldn’t cheat on you!” Ant cried, jumping at his boyfriend and kissing him.

                “And I wouldn’t cheat on Gideon!” Benji said. Then he frowned. “Oh, Gideon, we should probably go make sure Will doesn’t kill Ethan.”

                “Oh, good plan,” Gideon said with a frown. They waved to everyone and left.

                “WE HAVE ARRIVED!” Noah Hottie cried, bursting into the room with Max Quincy behind him.

                “Yea but everyone’s leaving,” Collie said, taking Misha’s hand in his. “So, you’re a little late.”

                “A little late?” Noah asked. “Do you know who I am? I am the original pun. I am the original crush. WE ARE THE ORIGINAL HOMOSEXUALS.” He gripped Max’s hand. “We started all of this! None of you would be here without us!”

                “Pun?” Misha asked eagerly.

                “Noah Hottie,” Noah said. “My name is a pun. Sort of. I don’t know. I think my parents were drunk when I was named.”

                “Oh god. We’re leaving before Misha starts making more horrible puns,” Collie said, pulling Misha, Ant, and Colin out of the room with him.

                Jude glanced at Noah and Max. “I’m leaving. You’re weird.” He turned and left.

                “We got here too late,” Noah said miserably.

                Maxi pat his head sympathetically. “At least we made it here at all. Now, let’s go find Owen and Pierce!”

                Noah brightened up and nodded. He took Max’s hand in his and the two of them left to find their friends.

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A.N.- So there you have it, hope it wasn't too confusing! Also, Max and Noah are from Closets Are For Clothes! Let me know what you guys thought :)