Halloween- Conversion Academy
"Killian, what the hell," Leo said, staring at me.
"I'm a dog," I said. "I love puppers."
It was Halloween night, and apparently the Academy had a Halloween party for all students. I, being a very creative individual, was dressed as a dog.
"You do realize that everyone else is going to be a superhero, right?" Leo said. He was currently dressed as Robin.
"Are you saying Air Bud isn't a superhero?"
"Killian, that's not how superheroes work."
"You are dressed as a fucking orphan in tights."
"Orphans can be superheroes!"
"So can dogs!"
Leo sighed and shook his head. Our door opened and Mikayla came in, followed by Pete. I stared at Pete in horror.
"No you're not," I said.
"I am," Pete said with a nod, grinning.
"Get out of my fuCKING SIGHT YOU'RE DRESSED AS FUCKING AQUALAD. WHO THE HELL WANTS TO BE GARTH?!" I cried.
"I like Aqualad. Well, I guess it depends on the comic," Mikayla said, pushing Pete into the room. She was dressed as Wonder Girl. "Killian, why are you a dog?"
"Why are you a judgmental bitch?" I jumped behind Leo in terror as Mikayla raised a fist at me.
"Mika, don't kill my boyfriend," Kaz said lazily, entering the room with Beckett trailing after him.
"Oh my god, you people have shitty taste in heroes," I groaned. "Kaz, I'm breaking up with you."
"Good. I don't want to date anyone who thinks Hawkeye is shitty," Kaz said, leaning against the wall. "Have you ever even read a Hawkeye comic? The man was not given his due credit in the Marvel films."
"Why are you a dog?" Beckett asked.
"Because I'm a bitch. And who the hell are you supposed to be?" I asked.
"Speedy," Beckett said, crossing his arms. "Kaz stole Hawkeye, so I jumped on the Teen Titan team."
"You're not even a teen. You're 11," I said.
"And yet you're the one wearing a child's costume," he said.
I walked up to Kaz and gently placed a hand on his shoulder. "Kaz, buddy, you're dressed up as a man named Clint."
Kaz placed his hand on my shoulder. "Malley, buddy, you're dressed up as a fucking dog."
"Dogs are cute and I'm cute so it's a perfect fit," I said. "All you comic book nerds are just jealous."
"Let's get going," Kaz said, taking my hand and pulling me out of the room. He went to release my hand, but I glared at him and held his hand tighter.
"Be cute or I'll bark all night," I warned.
"I'm dating a furry," Kaz said miserably.
"Never say that again and I'll blow you tonight," I said.
"Fair enough," he said.
"Not in front of the children, boys," Leo said, covering Beckett's ears.
Beckett shoved Leo's hands away. "I'm not a child!"
"I want to say that's debatable, but it's not even debatable. You're a child. Small child too young to be hearing dirty talk. Go to bed, Beckett," I said, shooing him away.
I winced as he kicked me in the back of the knee. Kaz sighed but didn't bother stopping us as we glared at each other.
The party was thrown in one of the large conference rooms on the campus. We made it there and went inside, where it was fairly packed with kids dancing and lingering about. Music thumped around the room, and there was a wall lined with tables holding snacks and drinks.
I could see Constance standing with a boy about Beckett's age. Constance was talking to a teacher while the boy looked around the room, dressed in a suit.
"Who the hell is the kid?" I asked.
"That's Constance's son. Someday he'll take over the school, I guess," Kaz said with a shrug.
"He was in my classes when I was a Blue," Beckett said. "I think he's being his dad for Halloween. Scariest thing of all."
"Hey!"
We looked over as Siggy and Rogan came up to us. Rogan was dressed as Ash from Pokemon, but Siggy was simply wearing a Pikachu hoodie. They stopped in front of our group.
"Why are you the only Marvel character?" Rogan asked Kaz. "Hawkeye is lame."
"You're dressed as a 10 year old," Kaz said.
"And Siggy half assed it," I said. "You also look more miserable than usual. Halloween is a fantastic night to dress as a dog and be slightly less judged than usual, why do you look like it's not a happy day?"
"I hate Halloween," Siggy said. "I only put on the hoodie because Rogan made me."
"How could anyone hate Halloween?" I asked, gesturing to my dog costume.
"My biological parents used to lock me in the basement and tell me the monsters were going to get me," Siggy said. "One time my biological dad dressed up as Michael Myers and stood in the basement with a machete while I was locked in."
"Oh, well, this just got personal and awkward," I said.
"Quit being mopey!" Rogan said, smacking the back of Siggy's head. "You're Pikachu. Pikachu isn't a moody bitch, Seph."
Siggy rubbed the back of his head and gave Rogan a light shove, rolling his eyes. Kaz slung his arm around my shoulders.
"You make everything awkward," he said, kissing my cheek.
"Thanks, it's a talent," I said.
Kaz led me through the crowd and over to the snacks. He picked up a Crunch bar and opened it, breaking it in half and offering it to me.
I took the half and bit into it. Kaz kissed my cheek and offered me a smile. Okay, okay, fine, he made a really hot Hawkeye.
"When we leave the party, come to my room. We can put on a horror movie," he said.
"Oh good, you can hold me close. And not in a romantic way. I am very afraid all the time always, and it gets worse when scary movies play," I said.
Kaz laughed a little and put his arm around my waist. "Fine, fine. But you have to take the dog costume off."
"What if I'm not wearing anything under it?" I asked.
Kaz shrugged. "Even better, I suppose."
"You try so hard to act like you're not a horny teen," I said, laughing and kissing him. "Fine, after this we can go watch some scary ass movie and you can hold me while I try desperately not to cry and scream every time something even slightly scary happens."
Kaz took my hand in his again as the others made their way through the crowd to us. I smiled a little, leaning against Kaz. It was definitely going to be a good Halloween night.
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A.N.- Happy Spoopy Night everyone, be safe and respect Hawkeye (also let me know if you want a Halloween special for any other couples) (also Aqualad is my actual son so respect him too)
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