Characters Meet- Anger Management
A.N.- Okay I wanted to do a Characters Meet, but different from the other 2 I've done! So this is what I came up with, and here are all my angry characters with their boyfriends :) If you need to know what story a character is from, just ask! Because I don't actually remember who I put in here...
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“Why are you bringing me here?” Trace asked in annoyance.
“Because! You need anger management,” Kory said cheerfully, dragging him into the room where several other boys were sitting in a circle. Kory and Trace took a seat together.
“I shouldn’t be in anger management,” Adam said in annoyance.
“Yes you should,” Zelly said, hitting his arm lightly. “You are an angry person!”
“I’m not an angry person!” Will said, glaring at Ethan.
“You are a moody jerk,” Ethan said. “So you’re going to sit through anger management while I stare at hot guys. Got it?”
“Ethan,” Will growled.
Ethan pointed at him. “There it is! There’s the anger!”
“Oh god, Ethan’s here,” Rio groaned as he and Ezra entered the room together.
“You have the worst anger of all,” Ethan said.
“Spoiler alert,” Rio said, flicking him in the forehead.
“Wait, why is he here?” Zelly asked in confusion, nodding towards Ezra. “He’s always really happy.”
“Because he has-” Ezra slapped a hand over Rio’s mouth before he could finish that sentence.
“Shhh. They don’t know about that yet,” he said with a bright smile.
“I think the only people that belong here are them,” Will said, nodding at EJ and Lionel.
“You want to get hit?” EJ growled, raising a fist.
Lionel snickered. “We could take that guy. And his boyfriend is super scrawny.”
“I can’t believe my mom is making us go to this,” Mitch said miserably as he entered with Jace.
“I can’t believe your mom is making me go to this when Rio is here,” Jace said miserably.
“Hi Jace!” Rio waved with a grin.
“Jordan, no! I don’t want to do this!” Jeremy snapped as Jordan dragged him into the room.
“This is exactly why you need anger management!” Jordan said.
“We don’t even exist anymore!” Jeremy said.
“We could exist again is Jen the bitch would just post us,” Jordan grumbled.
“You just called the Queen a bitch,” Zelly said in horror.
“No, Dimitri isn’t here,” Mitch said in confusion.
“All hail Dimitri, the true Queen,” Kory said. He frowned. “I want to be a Queen too. Trace! Make me a Queen.”
“Oh god Zeke is here,” Trace groaned.
“Tommy made me come,” Zeke said with a pout. “I don’t have anger issues.”
“Oh yes you do,” Tommy said. He turned to everyone and gave a little wave. “Ayo.”
Kory jumped up. “Tommy! You should give one of your cool, gurple eyes to EJ!” he said eagerly.
“What? No. I don’t want his eyes. They’re creepy,” EJ said, putting a hand over the bandana that hid his blind eye.
“I’ll take his eyes,” Rio offered.
“But if you take both of his eyes then he’ll be like that black piano player!” Kory said with a frown.
“That’s racist, apparently. You’re not supposed to say that,” Mitch said.
“How is that racist? No one complains when people call me a chink!” Zelly whined.
“Because you are one,” Adam said, wrapping an arm around him and kissing him.
“Oh goodie, here come the angry characters that no one likes,” Ethan said in fake excitement.
Jude, Francis, and Andre glared at him as they sat down. Pierce came in and sat down next to Andre.
“Hello Andre,” Pierce said. “I guess we both need anger management.”
“Cheating whore,” Andre grumbled.
“Hey Francis, where’s Nash?” Ethan asked.
“TOO SOON!” everyone screamed at him.
“What’s too soon?” Nash asked in confusion as he came into the room and sat down next to Francis.
“Oh. He must be pre chapter 12 Nash,” Rio said.
“HI LET’S BE FRIENDS,” Kory cried, jumping up and over to Ezra and Zelly.
“Zelly, you’re not allowed to be friends with him. He’s annoying,” Adam growled.
“This is why we’re here,” Zelly said, poking Adam’s nose.
“NICK, NO!”
“Oh my lanta Phil,” Nick groaned as he dragged Phil into the room. “You need this more than EJ and Lionel!”
“I don’t need anger management!” Phil snapped.
“Yea, he needs mental help,” Ethan said and ducked behind Will as Phil glared at him.
“Feel free to hit him. I’ll help,” Jude said, also glaring at Ethan.
“You people are all south pole elves!” Kory whined.
“Are you making fun of my height?” Lionel asked, shooting him a dirty look. “I’ll knock your damn teeth out.”
“Touch him and I’ll kill you,” Trace snapped, yanking Kory over and wrapping his arms around him protectively.
“Angry elf,” Kory whispered, and EJ grabbed Lionel before he could hit Kory.
“I’m chill, brah. Let me go,” Lionel said, smacking EJ’s hands off and glaring at Kory.
“I shouldn’t be here. I don’t have anger issues,” Frank grumbled.
“You’re more bipolar than Rio and Phil combined,” Mitch said.
“Leave Frank alone. He can’t help it,” Nash said defensively.
“You’re so innocent. It’s adorable,” Will said.
“Anyone want to go to the music room?” Adam offered, and Zelly kicked him in the shin.
“Stop that,” he said sternly.
“We would get along fantastically,” Ethan said to Adam. “I love offensive sarcasm. Right, chink?”
“How is that not racist but saying black piano player is?!” Zelly cried hopelessly.
“Rio, I’m going to kill you if you don’t let me go!” Hank snapped as Rio dragged him in.
“You need this more than anyone,” Trace said, raising an eyebrow.
“My dad has probably arrested him,” Nick whispered to Phil.
“I don’t have anger issues!” Hank said, glaring at them all.
“Sure, and I’m not dating a chink with an STD infected best friend,” Adam said.
“I hate all of you,” Zelly groaned.
“Shhh. Go do math or something,” Mitch said dismissively.
“Are you Jackie Chan?” Kory asked him in wonder.
“You people are mean!” Zelly whined.
“Will, this is Hank. He’s like your drug addicted twin,” Ethan said, gesturing to Hank.
“Ethan,” Hank growled. “Go eat nuts.”
“You can eat mine,” Kory offered. “You’re adorable!”
“Kory,” Trace snarled, holding him against himself.
“Ethan is not allowed to die!” Will said sternly. “The only person in here who dies is-”
“Don’t say it. If you say it I’ll hit you,” Pierce said. “Do not be a spoiler.”
“I’m so confused,” Nash said.
“There’s humor and then there’s just cruel irony,” Rio said.
“I like cruel irony!” Ethan said.
“There’s also puns. His name is Pierce Harts!” Misha said in excitement.
“Why am I here? I should not be here. I don’t have anger issues,” Collie said.
“Neither do I,” Jude said. “So I really don’t know why I’m here.”
“You punched a girl,” Nick reminded.
“Sonnet is not a girl,” Jude said and shuddered in horror at the memory of her kicking him.
“Sure she is! She has a foxhole!” Kory said.
“Hey! Don’t talk about my sister,” Will said, scowling.
“Who you claim to hate but secretly love,” EJ said.
“You’re one to talk. You secretly care about your stepsister,” Andre said to him.
“And you not so secretly pushed an adorable kid down the stairs,” Phil said.
“You punched Nick,” Trace said.
“And you punched Kory,” Phil shot back.
“But now he abuses me in pleasant ways!” Kory said happily.
“Great. Just what we don’t want to hear about,” Jeremy said.
“You’re mean!” Kory said.
“He is mean,” Jordan agreed with a nod.
“I am not!” Jeremy pouted. “I’m just bitter. In case you forgot, I don’t exist anymore.”
“You do exist, actually. There’s two ways to get us back,” Jordan said. “We just have to overthrow the Queen.”
“Yea, that’ll happen,” Jace said, rolling his eyes.
“So we have an alcoholic, a drug addict, and a chink,” Collie said, looking at them all.
“Wait, what? How did I get lumped in with them?” Zelly asked. “God, I hate all of you! You’re such jerks!”
“Collie, that was mean!” Misha said with a frown.
“Don’t forget the sex addicts,” Andre said, pointing at Francis and Pierce.
“Hello fellow sex addict,” Pierce said to Francis.
Frank glared. “I’m not a sex addict.”
“I think you guys forget to add Mitch and Jace to that,” Adam said.
“We’re not sex addicts!” Mitch and Jace said at the same time.
“Are there actually virgins in the room?” Jordan asked, looking around.
“There better be,” Hank snapped, glaring at Rio.
“It’s a secret,” Rio said with a wink.
“I made sweet love to my beloved wall,” Ezra said.
“I’m a good boy!” Zelly said, raising his hand and forcing Adam’s hand up.
“Hello fellow brother lover!” Kory said, skipping over to Jordan.
“Hi!” Jordan waved at him cheerfully.
“No, you love your stepbrother. You’re still normal,” Tommy said. “They’re just freaks. No wonder they don’t exist anymore.”
“Hey!” Jeremy pouted.
“Who do you think is the most hated in this room?” Zeke said curiously, looking around, glancing at Jude and Andre.
“Francis,” everyone in the room said.
“I came out to have a good time and I’m honestly feeling so attacked right now,” Francis said.
“We’re leaving!” Nash said, glaring at everyone. “You’re all so mean to Francis!” He grabbed Francis’s hand and dragged him out of the room.
“He’s adorably naïve,” Ethan said.
“Yea, it doesn’t last,” Rio said, and winced when Mitch hit him in the arm.
“They should have a meeting for all the blind guys. Francis, Rio, EJ, Jeremy…” Will said.
“Or for all of the sarcastic assholes,” Trace said. “You could have Ethan, Rio, Mitch,…”
“Or for the chinks. Then you could have Zelly,” Ezra said.
“I’m out of here!” Zelly said, jumping up and dragging Adam with him.
“Finally,” Adam said in relief and let Zelly drag him out.
“Or you could have a meeting for all the mean sisters,” Jeremy said.
“Shhh. Spoiler alerts,” Ezra said.
“Well now it’s a spoiler alert,” Rio said, rolling his eyes.
“You’re all idiots,” Hank said.
“Okay mom,” Mitch said.
“Mitch, I’ll trade moms with you,” Nick said desperately.
“Nah, my mom may be an asshole, but at least she’s not crazy,” Mitch said, shaking his head.
“You want to talk about asshole moms? Look at mine and Nash’s,” Collie said.
“Our mom disowned us,” Jordan said, slinging an arm around Jeremy’s shoulders.
“You’re all assholes to your moms. This is why I’m glad I have a good mom,” Phil grumbled.
“The irony in this room is killing me,” Ethan said. “And so are the names. Ezra? Lionel? Collie? Misha? Aleixandre? Aleixandre is almost as bad as Judeikas. Imagine those two having sex and yelling out each other’s names.” Ethan shuddered.
“That’s why I go by Andre!” Andre said, glaring.
“And that’s why I go by Jude,” Jude said, also glaring.
“Actually you go by Andre because I called you that,” Pierce reminded.
“Yea, you just go by Jude because your name sucks and you were named after a cat that was ironically named after a dog,” EJ said to Jude.
“I’m leaving,” Jude said, standing up. He glanced at Andre. “Want to go have sex and scream each other’s names?”
“I’m in,” Andre said, getting up and leaving with Jude.
“Andre? Andre, wait, don’t have sex with him!” Pierce cried, jumping up and chasing after them.
“My anger is not managed,” Zeke said to Tommy. “Can we leave?”
“I guess so,” Tommy said with a shrug, standing up and taking Zeke’s hand in his. They left together.
“I’m leaving with my best friend,” Trace said, getting up. He dragged Kory with him before Kory could run over to Nick.
“I’m leaving too. This is fucking stupid!” EJ said.
“I forgot you swear a lot,” Nick said with a frown.
“We do swear a lot,” Lionel said curiously. “Brah, why do we even swear that much?”
“Who knows,” EJ said, grabbing Lionel’s hand and dragging him out.
“Let’s go not exist somewhere else,” Jeremy said, forcing Jordan out with him.
“Ethan! Stop staring at Phil!” Will said in annoyance.
“Will and Phil. Rhyming names!” Ezra cheered.
“You’re too happy to be here,” Jace said.
“That’s because you haven’t read on,” Rio said.
“You stop that,” Ezra said, slapping a hand over his mouth.
“Okay, we’re leaving before you start flirting,” Will said, standing up and throwing Ethan over his shoulder, marching out with him.
“I better go make sure he doesn’t kill my cousin,” Rio said with a sigh, dragging Hank and Ezra out with him.
“Can we leave with them?” Jace begged.
“Out we go,” Mitch said, getting up and hurrying out with Jace.
“And on that note, I’m out of here as well,” Collie said. “I do not have anger issues.” He stormed out and Misha hastily followed him.
“You’re in trouble for making me come here,” Phil said, glaring at Nick.
“Oh, come on. I’ll make it worth your while,” Nick said, rolling my eyes and pulling Phil out of there.
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A.N.- Alright, so let me know what you guys thought about this! And let me know if you think I should do another. Anddd if you want me to do another, what kind should it be (this was for angry characters, so for example: sarcastic characters, hyper characters, etc.) :D
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