"Serenade failure"

"What are you doing Dim?" 

"Practicing... Liszt... it's difficult..." Dim replied trying to focus on the music sheet

"Lis... li... who the hell is he?" Green asked

"It isn't my fault if you even call a cello and a double bass big violin and huge violin honey" Dim replied

"Oh come on... let's play a game... you play a song and you tell me the composer, then I will tell you another song of the same composer" Green said

"Fine..." Dim played

"So... this was the Grande Valse Brillante... by Chopin..." Dim said bored

"I knew him! Spring waltz!" 

"For God's sake no! I already told you that he didn't compose Spring waltz!" 

"Do you know chopsticks?" Green said

"oh yes... so years of conservatory wasted... perfect..."