Bill sighs as he walks into Cafe Mystery. For some reason he comes every day. Bill walks to his normal booth and sits down. He has no idea why he keeps coming but he does.
Bill gives a long sigh and waits for his waitress to take his order.
'Hopefully I don't get that bubbly brunette again. She was awful.'
Bill sits back and looks at bar to see the poor girl that had to work the bar today.
Bill straightenes up when he sees the waitress. She had a perfect hour glass shape and fluffy short brown hair. She was reaching for a whine bottle on the top shelf and was giving Bill quite the view.

"I think I'll enjoy my meal today."

Bill smiles and watches. He is given a pleasant surprise when she turns around and shows the she is a he.

"A very pleasant surprise vixen."

Bill sits up straight and dusts off his suit and straightenes his bow tie, eye patch, and top hat. He then puts on a devilish smile.

"Oh waiter."