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I HAVE A LEAD IN MY SCHOOL PLAY AND REHEARSALS GO FROM 3 TO 8 SO I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO TIME

EXPECT UPDATES AFTER THE 15TH

OR SOMEWHERE AROUND THERE

SORRY CHILDREN

PITIFUL CHILDREN

I'M TRYING

OKAY BYE

DON'T DIE IT'S NOT GOOD FOR YOUR HEALTH

fun facts about the play in case you cared

play: Greek Mythology Olympiaganza

my character: Narrator 2

favorite line that I say:

"A bird? A plane? The sun?"
to which Narrator 1 replies with
"The sun."

favorite lines in the play that I don't say:

"Darn you to heck!"

"What's so bad about me?"
"Do you want a list?"

"Hey there ARRRRRRRRgonauts!"

favorite action:

[ACTOR 2 rolls around on the floor screaming and throwing figurines everywhere]

favorite chapter (scene) title:

Orpheus and Eurydice: The First Emo Love Story

favorite mistakes:

line: "Ah, harpies!"
what he said: "Ah, herpes!"

line: "I'm not an animal, I'm actually a woman, and-"
what she said: "I'm not a woman."

and a small story

so I'm supposed to toss a snake onto Eurydice during the emo wedding

so I put the snake on the side of the stage behind the curtain so I could get it quickly and do my action

well

someone took the snake away, assuming it wasn't needed (wtf?)

so I went to get my snake, and it wasn't there

so I ran down the ramp, out the door, into the hallway, grabbed my snake, and tried to run back the same way

I had already missed my cue

so when I got there, in a state of panic, I chucked the snake across the stage and it hit both Eurydice and Orpheus

and everyone just DIED

even our director, Angry Pregnant Lady

"Oops."
-Me 2k17

ALRIGHTIE TRY TO SURVIVE LOVES

BUH BYE