Oh my gosh, what was I thinking. I don't even know about this one, guys. It's...ehhhh. I wrote it a while back, but didn't post it because I thought it was really weird. But I could be proven wrong.

I was working on another chapter, but I felt it would take a while before I posted it. And I found this one already written in my notes, so I posted this one to satisfy for now.
It was already written, and I intended to post it some time.So enjoy whatever I have brought upon to today.

Disclaimer: Well...I haven't gotten a phone call, or anything, so...no. No ownership.

ヤング・ジャスティス

"What?" was the only thing Conner said. His brow was raised, and looked confused.

And he wasn't the only one. Megan, who was beside the Boy of Steel, had the same expression.

"Superman! If you say it slowly, you get three different words!" Robin explained.

Conner and Megan shared glances.

"And they would be...?"

"Okay, listen. Superman. Sup...per...man," the boy emphasized.

"Yeah, and...?" Conner didn't see the point of this.

"It's like a whole new thing! Soup per man! Each guy gets a soup. Get it?"

"Yeah, but...why?"

Before Robin could answer that, the rest of the Team arrived.

"Yo! The Wall-man is here!" KF announced, his hands formed into peace signs which were in the air.

"So you better clear out." Artemis rolled her eyes.

"Hey!"

Before they could continue, Aqualad spoke up, stopping any argument from happening.

"What are you three doing?"

"Messing around with the English language," Robin beamed. The others were quiet.

"You're what?" Artemis gave him a deadpanned stare.

"He's saying that...per each guy, they get a soups...which means...Superman?" Megan tried sum up, her voice pitched a bit higher in question.

KF's eyes widened. Not this again. "Oh no. Rob, how could you mess with their poor naïve minds like this?"

"I'm not messing with their minds. I'm just simply educating them."

"You're confusing them."

Aqualad and Artemis didn't have any clue on what was happening. "Will someone care explain what's going on?" the blond archer asked.

"Robin's playing on words. It's this thing he does, almost like when he butchers the English language, but not as bad. The other day I was eating a bowl of cereal, and Rob comes up to me and says 'Don't be a 'cereal killer, KF'." He mocked the Boy Wonder's voice.

"Hey, I don't sound like that!" Robin complained. "By the way, I figured out why they call it 'the mall'. Instead of just going to only one store, just go to "them all". Them all: the mall. Clever."

Wally groaned. "See? This I what I mean."

"So what's the point of it?" Artemis shrugged.

"There's none, really. It's just a Robin thing."

"Oh...okay then."

"Hey guys! Okay. So, if an alligator wore a vest then would he be an investigator?" Robin asked.

"That was stupid." Artemis crossed her arms.

Wally walked away shaking his head with an amused smile. "Well, have fun with that. I've had my fair share of that for years."

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Well...XD.

Anyways, tell me what you thought of it. Hopefully the next chapter will be out soon. Lol.

TBC.

BC, out. Peace.