[Ishimaru has decided to confess his love to Mondo Kun (Under the cherry tree on a Friday lel)]

Ishimaru: There's something I wanna say, Mondo Kun.

Mondo: wot m8

Ishimaru: *le clears le throat.*

Hagakure: *dramatic piano music begins*

Ishimaru: *sings like a dying cat* I can show you the haaaaallllssssss, shining, shimmering floooor tiles. OWW!

Mondo: *punches him into an active volcano with hungry sharks ;)*