Here we see Bowser trying to help Mario with an illness, but the poor guy is scared of needles! Poor Mario...

Bowser: Poor Mario!? You feel sorry for him!?

Well I know how he feels. I'm scared of needles too.

Bowser: What? You're kidding, right? You, afraid of needles?

I'm not joking. I really am afraid of needles. I'm a needle-weenie.

Bowser: That's ridiculous. There are worse things to be afraid of.

Well I'm also terrified of having my blood drawn, having my finger pricked to check my blood sugar, bats, not baseball bats but the animal, heights, snakes, and spiders.

Bowser: Those fears are silly.

Well I didn't ask for your judgement, Bowser.

Bowser: Humph. Whatever. Don't forget to read and vote, readers, while you await the next addition.