Mario/Bowser Household

Junior: *Snore* Thomas... *Snore* Penelope...

Chef Pee Pee: *Creaks open door and whispers* Junior...*Singsong voice* Junior...*Groans and rushes out of the room*

Junior: *Snorts* Burnt Mac & Cheese? My favorite...

Chef Pee Pee: *Walks back into the room with Bowser* See, he is not getting up.

Bowser: *Growls with smoke coming out of his mouth and nostrils* JUNIOR!

Junior: *Shifts in bed and flips to his side, smacking his lips*

Bowser: *Walks up to Junior's bed and punches him in the arm* GET THE HELL UP JUNIOR!

Junior: *Jolts awake and pulls down his sleeping mask* OW DAD! WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!

Bowser: You wouldn't get up for school and the only surefire way of getting you up *Punches palm, releases more smoke out of his nostrils, and smirks* is brute force...

Junior: I don't even have school until two days from now!

Bowser: *Rolls eyes* I know, I know. You have to get up early today since you need to get a tour of the new school. Called something like "Why U Dumb", for some reason they decided to schedule it for two days before the first day.

Junior: *Sighs* Fine, I'll get dressed. I just need you two to leave the room since I am currently *Pulls blanket up and looks down* a little naked.

Chef Pee Pee: *Gags* Why do you sleep naked?

Junior: We live in Florida and it is currently hotter than Jeffy's mom, the real question is why aren't YOU sleeping naked?

Chef Pee Pee: *Tsk's and walks out again* I am not even going to dignify that with a response.

Bowser: I've got better things to do than talk about your sleeping habits. If you need me and you better *Pokes Junior's chest* not need me, I will be on a date with Charley. *Walks out of the room and slams the door*

Junior: *Flinches and walks towards his closet* 'I wonder how everyone else is doing right now...' *Pulls out a pine tank top*

(Meanwhile in the Nutkiss household)

Judy: Codykins, get downstairs!...he is not coming down yet is he? *Cups mouth* Cody!

Tyrone: *Walks towards the upstairs and holds Judy back with his hand* Step aside Judith, I've got this! *Inhales and exhales deeply* Cody Kappa Nutkiss, you better get that behind down here or I will SELL YOU ON THE DARK WEB AGAIN!

Judy: *Snaps her head towards Tyrone and blinks hard* Did you...just say again?

Tyrone: *Lightly punches Judy's left arm and nervously sweats* C'mon Jude, you know I would never s-sell our son.

Cody: *Rushes up the stairs with wild hair and rings under his eyes with one twitching* I learned my lesson after last time dad, I have no clue how Screwball even had access to the internet.

Judy: Tyrone!

Tyrone: *Shakily laughs* Why are you worrying? He's here still, it wasn't permanent.

Judy: *Sighs heavily* Tyrone you sold our kid to the homeless clown that is probably riddled with several diseases. You know that one more condition will make Cody topple over like a Jenga tower!

Cody: Please don't fight guys, I don't want you to embarrass me during the tour. I don't want to ruin my reputation before I even have my first day.

Tyrone: *Puts one hand on Cody's shoulder* Everyone who was at your old school is in the new building. It isn't the clean slate you think it is, plus you'll embarrass yourself with the way your hair is right now.

Judy: *Puts hands on hips and shakes her head* Don't worry baby, plus this is for students only remember?....*Sniffs and recoils* Were you in your lab all night?!

Cody: *Stammers* Ah...well...you see...I was. *Deflates in defeat*

Judy: Cody, you knew that you had to get up early today!

Cody: I know mom, but I had this idea for a device that I couldn't let go. I just had to work on it and I ended up spending most of the night working on it.

Tyrone: Couldn't you have written some ideas on a piece of paper and worked on it in the morning?

Cody: *Gets out the cereal and milk* It was one of those ideas that you can't simply write on a piece of paper when it pops into your mind. It is like seeing blue in a forest, once you see it you may not see it again. *Starts eating*

Judy: *Walks towards the living room* Just know that once you're done it is straight to the shower for you. You smell like hydrogen sulfide.

Cody: *Grins widely and chuckles* I see that you read that book I got you for Christmas.

(Lastly in the Hisfriendfromschool household)

Joseph: *Jumps out of bed* *Walks over to the bathroom and looks into the mirror* You've got this Joseph! *Turns on the sink only for black liquid to come out* Dry brushing it is!

Dry Bones: *Enters the bathroom* Good morning Joseph...

Joseph: *Says while brushing teeth* Good morning da- *Spits toothpaste* DAD?!

Dry Bones: I was able to get up today, hopefully I won't stub a toe again. *Laughs then suddenly becomes serious* Being a pile of bones is not fun. I am sorry that I haven't gotten to fixing the sink yet, it is the only thing left to be fixed.

Joseph: It's alright dad. Have you asked Mr. Koopa about getting a new body yet?

Dry Bones: I have emailed him, but I can't seem to get a response. I have tried to get to his house a couple times, but every time I do I turn into a pile of bones at a speed bump which causes me to be stuck on the side of the road for awhile.

Joseph: Brooklyn sure does love to remind me of that each time he visits Junior's house.

Dry Bones: Do they still have that Fountain of Youth in the house?

Joseph: *Starts to put on fresh clothes* I am not sure, I think it is actually a lake of youth now. When the Mario's and Koopa's moved in together I remember the youth water being brought to the back of the house.

Dry Bones: Well then, you know the route to the bus stop. I will see you when get home champ!

Joseph: See ya! *Closes the door and rushed towards the bus stop*

Bus Stop

Joseph: *Hums with headphones on*

???: *Taps on Joseph's shoulder* Joseph?

Joseph: *Spins around and pulls down headphones* Oh hey Cody, do you know where Junior is?

Cody: I am not sure, the bus probably got to his stop first since his neighborhood is closer to the new school.

Joseph: *Looks ahead of Cody and sees someone they haven't met* Hmm...

Cody: Who are you staring at- *Turns around and sees the same person* Oh, I see that there will be some new students after all.

???: *Eyes widen* What's wrong with me? Is it something I am wearing?

Joseph: *Nervously sweats* N-no, of course not. We have just had the same roster of students since like kindergarten so it is always a surprise to see a new kid.

????: Oh okay, *Closes eyes and smiles* it is nice to meet you. What's your name?

Joseph: I am Joseph and he is *Turns to Cody and groans*

Cody: *Currently dead to the world and making out with Ken*

Joseph: Cody. *Rolls eyes and snaps his fingers several times in his face* Cody! *Sighs* FOUR EYES!

Cody: *Jolts up and almost drops Ken, rapidly trying to grab ahold of him with his butter fingers* *Finally grabs Ken* OH, I am Cody.

Alice: *Puts her hand to her mouth and giggles* Nice to meet you Joseph and Cody. My name is Alice, I am sure we can be great friends...is that a Ken doll?

Cody: *Puts his hand on Alice's shoulder* Not a doll-

Joseph: HES A DOLL!

Cody: *Groans* No he's not, he's a lawyer astronaut doctor scientist!

Alice: I hate to rain on your parade, but I have bought that exact doll at Target.

Cody: Oh no, I met you a minute ago and you're already all caught up.

Joseph: *Says while laughing* She is just not delusional.

Cody: Don't you remember that one time he came alive and killed you?

Joseph: He was possessed by a demon in a ouija board and *Palms clench into fists* that death is not canon!

Cody: I am tired of sounding like a broken record, can we just not talk about this at 6:30 in the morning?

Alice: *Lightly smiles* Just follow your dreams Cody, if you want to date a doll then you can date a doll.

Cody: *Starts to groans and then inhales and exhales* Thank you Alice.

*Bus pulls up*

Joseph, Cody, and Alice: *Enter the bus*

*The bus is filled to the brim with students. Some old like Bully Bill, Patrick, Penelope, and of course Junior and Jeffy. There are however more new students. Students of which we will learn more about sooner then you may think.*

Joseph and Alice: *Sits with Junior and another mouse*

Cody: *Sits with Jeffy, Patrick, and Penelope*

Junior: Hey Joseph, it's nice to see you man!

Junior and Joseph: *Highfive each other*

???: Hello there Joseph!

Joseph: *Looks at the other mouse*

Junior: *Looks at Alice*

Joseph and Junior: Another mouse?

Angelina: It is very nice to meet you, my name is Angelina! I see you are now meeting my friend Alice Robert.

Junior: You can call me Junior, that's what everyone calls me.

Angelina: Of course Ro- *Gasps and gives a sly smile* Junior.

(Meanwhile with Cody, Jeffy, Patrick, and Penelope)

Jeffy: All I am saying is that what if it was bigger than their face?

Patrick: That would be so cwazy! *Cackles maniacally*

Cody: I have something bigger than my face but it is not that.

Penelope: Ew Cody, thats disgusting!

Cody: I say what I said and I *Pulls out Ken* did what I did.

Penelope: Don't make me vomit all over those tacky suspenders.

Cody: Says the one who's a walking sweater vest!

Jeffy: You just got roasted straight to hell.

Penelope: Oh you're one to talk, you wear a diaper outside of your pants and you wear a blu-

Jeffy: *Growls* Don't even finish that sentence!

???: *Pops up from the back seat* Woah fellas, there is only one way to settle this.

Jeffy: *Snaps head towards ???* WHO THE #%#% IS THIS GUY?!

Diddy Kong: Diddy Kong, look, all this chitter chatter is not the type of energy we need today. Today is a new and adventurous day for us all, we need to set aside our differences.

Jeffy:...Am I the only one noticing that we are talking to a monkey?

Cody: *Deadpans* Jeffy your friend group is almost entirely composed of animals.

Jeffy: I mean yeah, but you guys have human features. Mr. Diddy Kong here is straight up a monkey!

Diddy Kong: My point still stands.

Bully Bill: *Pops up two seats behind* Hey idiot, can you shut up? Your screaming is drowning out my music.

Jeffy: *Screams into the seat then turns back to BB* You don't even have ears!

Bully Bill: What, so? You have a pencil lodged up your nose and yet we are talking to each other right now. Now can you shut up?!

Jeffy: Liking the Death Grips is NOT A PERSONALITY TRAIT!

Bully Bill: Are you trash talking the best hip hop group out there?

Toad: *Offscreen* Wu-Tang Clan is better!

Bully Bill: Shut the #%#% UP TOAD!

Jeffy: Don't talk to my friend like that!

Bully Bill: *Gets up and walks to Jeffy and Co's seat* You ready to go pencil nose?!

Jeffy: *Jumps from his seat* I was born ready to go chamber face! *Headbutts BB to the ground and beats him up in a similar fashion to Jeffy Gets Bullied!*

Toad: *Jumps onto screen* Front page of r/fightporn here we GO! *Starts recording*

Diddy Kong: *Sighs* This did not go the way I was expecting it to go.

(Back with Junior, Joseph, Alice, and Angelina)

Joseph: Hey you two, why are you dressed like a ballerinas?

Angelina: Oh, we have dance classes today.

Alice: *Gets bright, sparkly eyes that blind Junior and Joseph for a second* A big passion of ours is dancing, in Angie's neighborhood they even call her Angelina Ballerina due to her entertaining the neighbors with her dancing.

Junior: Angelina Ballerina, has a nice ring to it...

Bully Bill: *Flies towards Joseph after being hammer throwed there by Jeffy*

Alice: *Looks ahead horrified* Joseph look out!

Joseph: *Turns to see BB* OH CRAP! *Pulls out textbook from backpack and slaps Bully Bill onto the ground*

Bully Bill: *Coughs up blood*

Cody: I guess you could say that Jeffy had a real death grip on Bully Bill.

Junior: Oh come on!

Toad: Boo!

Joseph: You still stink!

Jeffy: You're not funny! *Tackles Cody*

Cody: AGHH! *Proceeds to get pummeled by Jeffy*

Alice: *Gasps*  Cody!

Junior: He'll be fine Alice, he will be spotless the moment we cut to the next scene.

Why U Dumb Elementary

Cody:...

Junior:...

Alice:...I can't help but notice tha-

Junior: *Left eye twitches* Yup!

Cody: Thanks for the astute observation Alice! I have more spots then I thought were possible.

Joseph: That's what happens when you think you're a funny man.

Junior: Still can't turn yourself into a good comedian.

Angelina: So this is the school...why is it called that?

Cody: It'll make way more sense once you meet the teacher.

Angelina: If you say so...

Alice: *Taps Angelina's shoulder* Angie?

Angelina: *Turn to Alice* What is it Allie?

Alice: What's a #%#%?

Angelina: *Eyes widen* Where did you hear that word?

Alice: That mean bullet man.

Angelina: Quite frankly I don't know what that word means.

Junior: Oh you don't know what #%#% means? It is kind of hard to explain that word.

Cody: June Bug is right there are several ways to utilize that word with each one being almost entirely different from the last.

Junior: You two seem more...innocent compared to most kids in this city. Just know that this word is not one that you should say in front of a adult. *Shudders* I have been burned before.

*The doors suddenly slam open and a tall figure makes their way out of the shadows towards the students*

Junior: Oh no...

Cody: No way...

Joseph: Why do they keep hiring this guy?

Toad: *Flinches then quickly puffs his chest to seem not scared*

Angelina and Alice: *Look at their reactions with confused/worries expressions*

Principal Steinbeck: Greetings students, it is I PRINCIPAL STEINBECK!

Jeffy: Isn't that Jorge's friend?

Angelina: He looks like that comedian from that one American program my daddy would watch.

Principal Steinbeck: *Chuckles* Trust me, I get those comparisons more then you could imagine. I am not THAT escaped convict and I am not a comedian. Not to toot my own horn though, I am pretty funny.

Bully Bill: *Limps towards Steinbeck* Oh really? Tell us a joke.

Steinbeck: Okay then! What do you get when you cross a Bullet Bill and a principal?

Bully Bill: *Rolls eyes* I don't know, what?

Steinbeck: A visit to the ER! *Tackles and starts pummeling Bully Bill*

Toad: *Pulls our phone and starts recording* I am on a hot streak today!

Steinbeck: *Turns his head to Toad while continuing to smash BB's face in* You want what he's having?!

Toad: N-n-no!

Steinbeck: *Grabs Toad and starts to punch him and BB with each fist reserved for one of the two*

Angelina: *Gulps* I think I am starting to get your fears guys.

Joseph: This is making my teeth hurt...

Main Entrance of Why U Dumb Elementary

Steinbeck: Okay kids, I am not going to be the one to give you the tour for your new school since I'll be too busy using funds for the art program to contribute to my crippling gambling addiction. You will however be joined by your teacher for the year.

Junior: Is it Jackie Chu?

Steinbeck: Good question, it is not him. He is too busy trying to avenge his family due to a "fry". Apparently the same exact fly killed even more than his grandfather or something. Don't ask me how a bug that lives for less than the average month can kill several human beings from the same bloodline over a couple decades.

Cody: So, who is it?

Steinbeck: You will be joined by your teacher Mrs. Sparkle. She should be here right about...now!

Mrs. Sparkle: *Rushes down the hall towards and come to a halt* *Breathes heavily* I thought...you said...you were giving the....tour!

Steinbeck: Why the hell are you so out of breath?

Mrs. Sparkle: It's a big school...the office you had me doing...paper work in is so far from the...entrance!

Steinbeck:...You'll cope. Anyways, it is your time to give these br-lovely students a tour of the school.

Junior: Why did he...

Mrs. Sparkle: *Turns to the students and suddenly jolts into a state like she never was out of breath* Oh hello there students, my name is Twilight Sparkle, but you can just call be Twilight or of course Mrs. Sparkle. I will be your teacher for the year while Mr. Chu is out.

Cody: Oh thank God, it's not a pedophile this time.

Diddy Kong: I'm sorry, a WHAT?!

Junior: *Looks at her and daydreams* Woah, she is pretty.

Jeffy: Yeah, pretty hot! Uh! Uh! Uh!

Junior: *Shoulders Jeffy in the stomach*

Jeffy: OW!

Mrs. Sparkle: Thanks I guess. *Awkwardly shifts* Alright children let's get this show on the road. We will be visiting the cafeteria, nurses office, library, and of course the classrooms. It is for you to decide where we go first.

Junior, Cody, Joseph, Jeffy, Toad, Patrick, Alice, and Diddy Kong: *Look at each other* CAFETERIA!

Mrs. Sparkle: Well I guess it is officially decided then. We will be going to the cafeteria.

???: Please for the love of God no. I'd rather drink hydrogen peroxide then go there.

Mrs. Sparkle: Lisa, I promise that it isn't too bad. I am sure that a certain someone there will be happy to see you. *Winks*

Lisa: My vexation ever so increases...

School Cafeteria

Cody: What was wrong with the cafeteria Lisa?

Lisa: You'll find out in a minute...

Junior: I hope they give us some food *Rubs stomach* I am getting kind of hungry.

Joseph: Didn't you eat breakfast this morning?

Junior: I had to rush out the door since my dad acted like it would be some horrible thing to not rush  despite the bus stop being right next to my house.

Mrs. Sparkle: Worry not kids, you will be receiving lunch from Lori Loud who should be... *Squints and looks around the room* there! Hey Lori!

Lori: *Rubs her hand down her face* Oh you have got to be kidding me.... *Turns around with a forced smile* Hello Twilight!

Mrs. Sparkle: *Grins widely* Somebody was raising a commotion and really wanted to talk to you!

Lisa: I promise you that I did not.

Lori: *Turns to Lisa and leans towards her* Hello Lisa....

Lisa: I thought that you had a stay at home job to attend to today.

Lori: They don't schedule it, I do.

Lisa: It would be a shame if I-

Lori: Don't you dare, I need this job.

Mrs. Sparkle: *Walks towards Lisa and Lori* Something going on over there?

Lisa and Lori: *Turn to Twilight with faked smiles* Of course not!

Mrs. Sparkle: So Lori, what will you be serving the children today?

Junior, Cody, Joseph, Jeffy, Toad, Patrick, Alice, and Diddy Kong: *Lean towards Lori in anticipation*

Lori: Xtreme Grilled Cheese....

Junior, Cody, Joseph, Jeffy, Toad, Patrick and Diddy Kong: *Groan in frustration*

Junior: That's the worst!

Joseph: Grilled cheese is supposed to be one of the things that are good for my braces!

Cody: I don't want to shatter my teeth!

Diddy Kong: *Praying* Please don't be burnt. Please don't be burnt. Please don't be burnt. Please don't be burnt.

Patrick: *Rips out some of his hair* AHHHH!

Toad: *Pulls out a burner phone* Time to call my boys.

Jeffy: *Picks up a lunch table and throws it at Lori*

Lori: *Swiftly dodges it* I wish I could say that I didn't expect this reaction.

Alice: *Eyes widen in fear* Woah, what's wrong with Xtreme Grilled Cheese?

Joseph: It's grilled cheese, but it uses two pieces of garlic bread instead of regular bread. They always mess it up. It's almost always burnt and looks like something out of one of those Melissa & Doug grocery store play sets.

Jeffy: It makes my day worse just by hearing the name!

Mrs. Sparkle: Alright, I get it!

Everyone in the room: *Goes dead silent*

Mrs. Sparkle: No lunch! We will just be continuing on with the tour.

Everyone but Lori, Jeffy, and Bully Bill: Yes Mrs. Sparkle.

Mrs. Sparkle: *Snaps back into a jovial state* Alrighty then, we will be moving on over to the nurses office! We will be meeting Nurse Guy.

Penelope: Oh no...

Mrs. Sparkle:  Oh yes, it seems that today is a career day in a way.

Junior: *Taps Penelope on the shoulder*

Penelope: What do you want Junior?

Junior: I thought Brooklyn said that your mom lived off of his money?

Penelope: You know him, he lies a lot. I can't tell if it'll be my mom or my grandma. Either way I am absolutely mortified.

Patrick: Don't worry Penelope, we shouldn't be worried about mommy or granny!

(A/N: I am well aware that Patrick and Penelope are not related. In this universe Brooklyn and Karen Guy adopted Patrick after Veronica was arrested.)

Penelope: I don't know about that Patrick, I guess we'll have to wait and see.

Well that was part 1 everyone! I hope you enjoys the first part of this chapter, I really enjoyed writing this. I am excited to see where this goes. Next time we will be meeting the rest of the classmates as well as the rest of the staff. Have a good day everyone! - Jad686