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Mrs. Sparkle: *Silently walks the class towards the gymnasium while grimacing*

Cody: Are you okay Mrs. Sparkle?

Mrs. Sparkle: *Turns to Cody and smiles* Oh course I am Cody, I am just a little disoriented.

Junior: Hey Patrick, what was it like to get run over by a car?

Patrick: It was so crazy! *Maniacally laughs* He told me that he would do anything for me if it meant that I didn't tell my daddy about it!

Junior: What is he going to do for you?

Penelope: *Walks out of the bathroom and rushes towards them wearing Goodman's Elephant ***hole jacket* I think I look like an immaculate dinner.

Cody: More like a dirty gas station snack.

Penelope: I will physically fight you, you walking sweater vest!

Cody: *Rubs his chest* Glad that you noticed what I am rocking today.

Penelope: *Groans and puts the jacket back in her bag*

Mrs. Sparkle: Alright kids, we're here!

Class 010: *Cheers*

Mrs. Sparkle: It's time for you to truly meet my good friend Rainbow Dash! She likes to start off years with a fun game of dodgeball, so be prepared!

Joseph and Alice: Yes!

Junior: I didn't expect you to be excited about that type of stuff, Alice.

Alice: *Confidently smiles* I can see why, but I sure am! I was a dodgeball pro before I got into dancing!

Joseph: *Gives a smug smile* That "was" implies that you're skills aren't quite up to snuff.

Alice: *Scoffs* I assure you that I am still just as good.

Angelina: *Rubs her arm* Believe it Joseph, I have seen...things. *Widens her eyes as the flashbacks start playing in her head*

Alice: Thank you Angie!

Joseph: Well I'll believe when I see it *Says in a sing-song voice* Allie...

Joseph and Alice: *Starts butting their heads together*

Random School Gymnasium

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Coach Dash: Alright kids, my name is Rainbow Dash, but you can call me Coach Dash.

Bully Bill: *Chortles* We already know that, you told us before.

Coach Dash: SHUT THE **** UP, YOU'LL HEAR IT AGAIN! *Clears throat* As I was saying, I'm Coach Dash and I'll be your gym teacher. If you join the little league team or the swim team I will be your coach then as well. Anyways, Twilight must've already told you what you will be doing today! What is it?!

Class 010: DODGEBALL!

Coach Dash: That's right!  Now I know that you may be thinking that you will be picking teams for today, but you will not. We need to experiment with who works well with who in this environment, so we will be doing it through me picking teams out from *Pulls out a multi-colored wheel* this wheel!

Class 010: *Groans*

Coach Dash: I know, I know, cry me a river. I'll be pointing to you one by one, you'll tell me your names and you'll pick a color.

A/N: There is no way I am going to write *Coach Dash points to (Insert Student)* 20 times. It'll be a repetitive use of these **. They'll each get pointed at, but I'm not typing the pointing several times.

Alice: My name is Alice.

Coach Dash: I'll call you Allie.

Alice: *Smiles* I'll pick teal. That's my nickname already actually. My friends call me that.

Coach Dash: *Smiles* Well then it makes sense for me to call you that.

Joseph: The names Joseph.

Coach Dash: Imma call you Turtle Soup.

Joseph: *Starts twitching in his left eye* Tu-turtle SOUP?!

Coach Dash: Yup, it feels right. Pick a color.

Joseph: Are you going to eat me?! *Heavily sighs* I'll pick green.

Junior: I'm Junior. I'll pick orange.

Coach Dash: Juniors already a nickname, so I'll stick with that. *Snatches away Iris's phone* No phones allowed in class, especially when it's my gym.

Iris: *Groans and looks down*

Issac: Son of a- Iris, you need to calm down. You are better than this now.

Iris: *Sniffles* It's hotter than the inside of a Teletubbies pocket, I have a right to be upset.

Coach Dash: People die every day Iris, now pick a color.

Iris: ...Lime.

Coach Dash: Good girl, might as well let the next Inkling go.

Isaac: I'm Isaac babygirl and-

Iris: *Punches Issac's arm*

Isaac: Ow! What the hell Iris?!

Iris: *Turns to Rainbow* How old are you?

Coach Dash: 24, why?

Iris: *Turns to Issac* That woman is 16 years older than you, stop risking it for a non-existent biscuit!

Issac: ...My name is Issac and I'll pick light blue.

Coach Dash: *Hums* I think I'll call you...Ice.

Isaac: ICE?!

Lisa: My name is Lisa and I'll pick dark pink.

Coach Dash: Alright Lisa.

Cody: My names Cody and I'll pick navy blue.

Coach Dash: Okay Coats.

Cody: I'm sorry what?

Angelina: My name is Angelina and I'll pick light pink.

Rainbow Dash: Okay then Angel.

Angelina: That's not quite what my name is.

Rainbow Dash: Well it's the way I hear it in my head.

Toad: I'm Toad! AKA: Milk, AKA:-

Rainbow Dash: *Holds her hand up* Stop right there Shroom, I don't need to know all of your nicknames.

Jeffy: *Raises his hand* Hey, my name is Jeffy. See, it says on my shirt. Je-ffy! I'll pick yellow.

Rainbow Dash: Okay then Jeff.

Jeffy: Oh hell no! You're going to call me Jeffy!

Rainbow Dash: I'll call you whatever I want to call you...I'll call you Jeffy.

Bully Bill: Bully Bill, I'll pick black.

Coach Dash: Alright Bully.

Diddy Kong: I'm Diddy Kong and this *Pulls Dixie Kong towards him* is my girl Dixie Kong. I'll pick red.

Dixie Kong: *Giggles* I'll pick cyan.

Coach Dash: Diddy and Dixie, got it.

Felipe: I'm Felipe and I'll pick brown.

Coach Dash: Okay El Microondas.

Felipe: How the **** DO YOU KNOW THAT?!

Coach Dash: It was all over the news. *Turns to see Samantha drinking Dasani* *Slaps the bottle out of her hand*

Samantha: What the hell?!

Coach Dash: Are you trying to poison yourself?

Penelope: What do you mean?

Coach Dash: It's ******* Dasani!

Class 010 except Samantha: *Takes one step away from Samantha*

Coach Dash: Now go!

Samantha: My name is Samantha and I'll pick magenta.

Coach Dash: Okay then Dasani...

Samantha: *Groans and drags her hands down her face* That can't possibly stick.

Joseph: I'm sure that it won't, Dasani.

Samantha: *Screams and slam her head against the bleachers several times* *Clears her throat* I feel better now.

Louise: My names Louise and I guess I'll pick purple. *Mutters* Really would've enjoyed lime, but whatever.

Coach Dash: Alright then Rabbit.

Alice: Like in 8 Mile?

Coach Dash: Yes like in 8 Mile.

Junior: How do you know what 8 Mile is?

Maria: My name is Maria and I'll pick orange-red.

Coach Dash: Orange-red it is Maria.

Patrick: Hi! Hahahaha! My name Patrick and I'm going to pick Indigo because I like Pokémon and my favorite Pokémon season is the first season which is the Indigo League and my favorite color is indigo and-

Coach: Okay Patrick!

Penelope: My name is Penelope and I'll choose grey.

Coach: You're Brooklyns daughter right?

Patrick: She is and I am his son!

Coach Dash: Last but not least...

Tails: My name is Miles, but my friends call me Tails. I'll pick white.

Coach Dash: I hope you enjoy your nicknames and if you don't, well that is just too bad.

Issac: *Mutters under his breath* ****ing prick...

Coach Dash: This wheel is specifically for your class for the rest of the year, I have multiple others to use. This wheel is how we will pick teams today, but not tor the rest of the year.

Class 010: *Cheers*

Coach Dash: If you don't act out of line...

Class 010: *Cheers turn to somber sighs*

Coach Dash: Since you're a class of twenty kids it will be teams of ten people. Let's get this over with and then the fun can finally begin.

Cody: *Shudders* I wouldn't call it fun.

(After picking team members)

Team A:

Joseph
Cody
Diddy Kong
Penelope
Patrick
Angelina
Maria
Issac
Bully Bill
Lisa

Team B:

Junior
Toad
Louise
Tails
Felipe
Jeffy
Iris
Samantha
Alice
Dixie Kong

Coach Dash: Now I am sure I don't have to tell you how dodgeball works, you know the drill. One special thing here is that the winning team... *Pulls out a box of pizza* get this pizza! Today is my cheat day so there is...*Pulls out another box of pizza* another box as well!

Class 010: *Cheers*

Coach Dash: That one is all for me!

Cody: How are we going to share eight slices among ten people?!

Coach Dash: Don't worry Coats, it's one of those ten sliced pizzas.

Cody: *Grumbles* My name is not Coats...

Coach Dash: Alright guys and gals, let's start this in three...two...one...GO!

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Team A and B: *Rushes towards the balls*

Jeffy: *Slides across the floors and trips Cody and Bully Bill*

Cody: Ow!

Jeffy: *Picks up two balls and throws them at Cody and Bully Bill*

Bully Bill: *Dodges it and picks up the ball from the floor*

Cody: *Gets knocked out by the ball*

Bully Bill: *Looks at Cody and throws the ball at him* *Flexes and screams*

Coach Dash: *Blows her whistle* You're OUT Coats!

Joseph: BULLY, what the hell?! He's on our side.

Bully Bill: *Scoffs* Pencil nose already got him out.

Cody: *Mumbles and smacks his lips*

Coach Dash: Can someone wake this man up?

Lisa: *Walks up to Cody with a defibrillator*

Cody: *Slowly opens his eyes to see Lisa standing on top of him* Oh, hey Li-

Lisa: *Shocks Cody*

Cody: *Screams in agony and twists like Mr Crocker* FAIRY!GOD!PARENTS!

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Lisa. *Turns to Coach Dash* He's alive

Coach Dash: *Grins* Good!

Cody: What happened? Am I still in the game?

Jeffy: I knocked you out with my ball!

Coach Dash: That's right Jeffy, you're out Cody.

Cody: Yes! *Skips over to the bleachers*

Coach Dash: One down, nineteen to go...3, 2, 1,...GO!

Junior: *Throws a ball in the air and slams it across the gym with his tail*

Angelina: *Tries to look for a ball, blissfully unaware to what's coming her way*

Alice: *Cups her mouth* Angie, LOOK  OUT!

Angelina: *Ears perk up causing her to turn around* Huh? *Sees a ball flying towards her* Eep!

Joseph: Angelina! *Rushes towards her and pulls her out of the way*

Junior: *Grumbles with smoke coming out of his nose and ears, a bubbling noise being made*

Alice: *Turns to Junior and stammers*

Tails: *Puts his hand on Juniors shoulder* Calm down Junior, at least Joseph didn't catch the ball.

Junior: *Slowly inhales and exhales* *Lightly smiles* You're right Tails.

Alice: *Sighs in relief*

Junior: *Hands a ball to Alice*  Don't let that happen again Alice, hit someone. You said you were a dodgeball pro right? Show it.

Alice: *Sighs once more then confidently stares towards the other side, scanning the gym*

Maria: *Dead to the world and not paying attention*

Alice: *Chuckles* Perfect... *Throws a ball at Maria*

Maria: *Gets knocked to the ground and growls* ¡Perra estúpida!

Alice: I am not quite sure what you said, but I am sure it was rude.

Coach Dash: *Blows her whistles and points to the bleachers* To the bleachers you go Maria* Anyways, let's get this show back on the road! *Blows her whistle again*

Lisa: *Sitting on the gym floor surrounded in notebooks  that are filled with equations, cover to cover* If I can just get the trajectory right then maybe I could... *Gets hit in the face by a ball* *Spits out of a tooth*

Alice: *Pales in the face* Sorry!

Lisa: *Says with a little bit more of a lisp* You're so lucky that I am a toddler with all baby teeth....

Junior: You'll be fine in the next chapter.

Coach Dash: *Gives Alice a proud look and giggles* I think you're going to be my favorite, Allie. *Blows her whistle once more*

Joseph: We're dropping like flies, be careful guys! *Picks up two balls* *Tosses one over to Bully Bill*

Bully Bill: *Catches it*

Joseph: Got a cannon arm?

Bully Bill: *Darkly chuckles* Do you even need to ask?

Cody: Just try not to rip a fabric in space and time like you did last year...

Bully Bill: *Rolls his eyes* Fine, nerd. *Looks at Louise who seems to be spaced out* I wonder what she's looking at. *Dodges an oncoming ball from Jeffy and throws the ball at Louise*

Louise: *Snaps out of and turns towards the ball* What the f- *Gets hit in the shoulder* Ow!

Bully Bill: *Rushes towards and flexes on Louise* Get on my level, I am unstoppable!

Alice: *Taps her ball on his shoulder* You've got the wrong end of stick, bloke.

Joseph: Oh come on!

Diddy Kong: We are dropping like flies...

Joseph: *Inhales and exhales* I cannot lose to Alice. *Turns away from the team*

Patrick: How are we going to do it? They have some real crazy skills!

Joseph: *Turns back around and give a confident smirk* I think you know how.

Diddy Kong: Are you about to say what I think you're about to say?

Issac: I think he is.

Joseph, Diddy Kong, and Issac: MONTAGE TIME!

Joseph: Hey Bully, do you still own that boombox?

Bully Bill: Yeah... *Hands him the boombox out of his bag*

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Joseph: We're stronger...we're smarter...we're BETTER! *Picks up a ball and hurls it at Felipe*

Felipe: *Gets knocked to the ground*

Coach Dash: *Blows her whistle and points towards the bleachers*

Diddy Kong: *Picks up a ball with his tail and spins in the air* *Throws the ball at Samantha*

Samantha: *Accepts her fate and stumbles back after being hit*

Coach Dash: To the bleachers you go Dasani!

Alice: *Gasps at this display and turns to Junior and Toad* Looks like they finally got serious.

Toad: That's the power of montages.

Junior: *Pounds his fist into his palm* It'll work for us as well!

Diddy Kong: *Picks up another ball and throws it at Tails with his tail*

Tails: *Dodges it by helicoptering in the air with his tails*

Dixie Kong: *Gets hit in the face*

Coach Dash: *Blows her whistle* You're out Dixie!

Diddy Kong: *Gasps* I'm sorry babe!

Dixie Kong: I-It's okay Banana Split!

Joseph: *Chortles* Banana Split!

Diddy Kong: *Grabs Joseph's arm with his tail and squeezes it*

Joseph: Ow! I'm sorry.

Junior: *Looks up in astonishment* You can do that?!

Tails: Y-yeah...is that okay?

Alice: Is that okay?...is that okay?!...IS THAT OKAY?!

Tails: *Flinches and closes his eyes*

Junior and Alice: That's awesome!

Tails: *Opens one eye and looks at them in confusion* You're okay wi-with that?

Toad: Of course we are man, everyone in this class has some crazy thing about them.

Junior: Toads right, I for example am a turtle, but I can also breathe fire and blow smoke.

Tails: *Lands gently on the ground and rubs his right arm* I was always bullied for it at my old school...they'd sometimes force me to do it. They pretended to accept me, but they treated me like a circus freak. Thank you for accepting my abilities.

Junior: This is Random School, of course we will.

Alice: Junior, look out!

Junior: *Turns to see a ball hurdling towards him*  Eep! *Breathes fire which turns the ball into ash*

Coach Dash: **** it Junior, I just bought those balls! To the bleachers!

Junior: But I didn't even-

Coach Dash: Zip it!

Junior: *Blows smoke out of his nose as he stomps towards the bleachers*

Iris: Well there goes our hype man...

Cody: Hey Junebug! Sit next to me!

Junior: *Plops down next to Cody and waves* Hey Coats.

Cody: *Growls* Don't let that name stick...it doesn't even work.

Lisa: *Gives a sly smirk* Quite the contrary, I think it fits you just fine, Coats.

Coach Dash: I also need the name of the person who threw the ball at Junior, it was a surprise attack that happened before I even blew the whistle, so make it snappy.

Everyone on Team A but Diddy Kong: *Points at Diddy Kong*

Diddy Kong: Wait what? I didn't do it!

Coach Dash: Who did then?

Diddy Kong: Well...uh...

Coach Dash: Exactly, now sit with the rest of the bleacher kids.

Diddy Kong: *Slowly shuffles towards the bleachers while mumbling* This team is a ****ing nightmare...

Joseph: It feels like the universe is actively working against this team...

Coach Dash: I am going to get a new ball. Strategize while I go get it! *Enters the supply closet*

Team A

Joseph: Alright guys, we are dropping like flies, but we are still even with Team B.

Penelope: I am really hoping this day is done and over with soon, I don't want to ruin my new suit.

Issac: I feel like we have bigger priorities than your clothes, Elephant.

Penelope: *Gasps*

Joseph: You're wearing an Elephant ***hole suit, Penelope. *Clasps hands together* Alright, we are working on a limited amount of time. Any ideas?

Patrick: *Raises his hand*

Joseph: That don't involve setting the gym on fire, therefore cancelling the game.

Patrick: *Lowers his hand*

Isaac: I can pretty easily dodge the balls by turning into my squid form. If they try to aim for me on the floor I can just quickly "swim" away.

Joseph: Great, anything else?

Angelina: I remember how Alice used to tell me about all the strategies she'd plan out to win dodgeball games.

Joseph: *Turns to Angelina with a look of surprise* Oh really? Which one comes to mind first?

Team B

Alice: Alright, everything is going smoothly so far.

Iris: Are you sure about that Alice? We only have half our team left.

Toad: Yeah, but so do they.

Alice: Exactly, we just need to find out how to get out the final five. We are against some tough opponents.

Toad: We could get out Patrick and Penelope with ease.

Alice: How will we do that?

Felipe: Those two are a hermano y hermana duo that needs to stay together in these types of games. It's like with the Ice Climbers in Super Smash Brothers. Once one is out, the other is surely a goner.

Alice: *Pounds down her fist into her hand* That will work and I know what to do for the rest. For Joseph, Issac, and...Angelina.

Toad: You good, Alice?

Alice. *Shakes her head rapidly and focuses on Toad* Yeah, I am okay. Anyways, we need the help of Tails and Iris.

Tails and Iris: Us?

Alice: *Points to Tails* Your tail helicopter will be very useful in getting a good angle for getting hits. *Points to Iris* You're an Inkling, right?

Iris: Yeah, what about it?

Alice: That means that you can manipulate your body in ways that can distract others and attack others.

Iris: *Nervously rubs her arm up and down*  I can and have done that before, I may be a little rusty though.

Alice: Not a problem my squid friend.

Coach Dash: *Walks back to her post* Alright you broken condoms, I'm back with the new ball. Are you ready to go?!

Final Ten: *Cheers*

Coach Dash: 3...2...1...*Blows her whistle* Go!

Alice: *Chuckles and pick up two balls* Let's dance Joseph!

Joseph: I was always more of a waltz guy then a ballet guy myself! Give me your best shot, it's not like you stand a chance!

Alice: Oh these are not for me. *Tosses then over to Iris and Tails*

Team A: Huh?

Tails: *Propels into the air and throws a ball at propels it towards Penelope*

Patrick: Penelope, look out!

Penelope: *Gets knocked out*

Patrick: *Turns red and starts breathing heavily*

Jeffy: Welp, we're ****ed.

Alice: No, we are not...that Jeffy. It's all going according to plan.

Toad: Turn off the music Iris!

Iris: *Turns it off* Sorry, jeez. I don't even own the boombox. *Pulls out her phone and starts typing*

Coach Dash: *Walks up to Iris and snatches the phone away from her* Now how in the he- y'know what? Not going to question it.

Patrick: *Screeches*

Jeffy: *Slowly backs away*

Patrick: *Picks up a bunch of balls and spins around, throwing them all over the place*

Toad: GET DOWN!

Joseph: Patrick, calm do- *Gets knocked out by a ball coming his way*

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Joseph: *Opens his eyes and yawns* What happened?

Alice: *Walks up to him nervously* My teams plan didn't exactly go the way I thought it would.

Joseph: *Narrows his eyes* In what way?

Alice: My team got the pizza *Weakly cheers* at the cost of having to eat it with a concussion.

Junior: It feels good to win doesn't it?

Issac: Remind me to never willingly be on the same team as Patrick.

Coach Dash: Patrick has quite the strong throwing arm, especially when he's mad apparently. Allie was the last person knocked out, so her team wins.

Joseph: *Groans* I can't believe it!

Coach Dash: Believe it Turtle Soup, now suck it up and get ready to go back to class.

SML Question: What is your favorite sport?

Hey guys, I am so sorry for the long hiatus for this series. A little bit of it was due to writers block, but for the most part it was since life got busy. However, things have mellowed down and now I should be able to continue putting out chapters of this series. I am genuinely passionate about it and I do not want to stop it early on.