(Hahahahahaha why-)
Terdle's poV
"Hi bItcHes" I sid. EddLe hooged meh. "EdD woi" I kooEschend. Edd Kised MEEEEE end I bloooooooshed. I Kised Baccc mOaNing. He tooocc meeee oop starsss and fooked me all night. I had 6969696969 baybes and weh kisEd 420 hours later.

EdDs pov later
ToRd had le Baybes and I was a DaDdY. It wos emeZing. But TordY died and I was sadnEss.
I kErmitted rope.

(I need mental help)