To all wattpad friends, colleagues, and anyone up for a free laugh:

You are cordially invited to the joining of

@DebZirOeZ and Bosanquet PoggenPoel the 11 (Gnome) in unholy matrimony.

The service will be held at the Church of Chris the Unshrunken in the parish of Shortfields

On Thursday the 28th August 2014 Year of Oh Lord. At 11:00 am sharp.

The service will be officiated by the Ugly Poet who recenty gained a certificate of incompetence from Wordsworth University.

(Rumours of his having bought this accreditation for the price of one Mother-In-Law, and two Yaks, are completely unfounded, Yaks are far too important.)

Attendees:

Maids of Honour (Apparently)

@seasofme @JustlikeheavenDanni @lkrice @AliceMorris7 @Aabhie @sloanranger @Libresprit @kristebelle

Bestman (Questionably)

@Firefly155

Order of service:

Hymn 659 The lord loves little ones

Joining Ceremony and Vows

Hymn 626 I look up to you.

The signing of the Garden Centre Register.

Seating arrangements:

All wattpad attendees will be seated in the secure enclosure.

Bosanquet's friends and relations will be seated around the font.

Wedding Breakfast:

The wedding breakfast will be held in the Pixie room at Small's Hotel.

Catering will be provided by JustlikeheavenDanni and the unemployables.

(Those with special dietary requirements are in trouble.)

Music will be provided by @MiaLotus (Guitar) @seasofme (Conch) @Libresprit (French Horn)

RSVP