I have spent most of today

In plans to sort this wedding day

The vicar heard what I did say

And quickly turned his head away

"Come on, my son, what are you thinking"

"You really must cut down your drinking!"

"Women Bishops, I respect"

"And gay marriage, I accept"

"Now you want me, to wed a Gnome"

"In this, the house that is God's home?"

"It's simply crazy, what is more"

"It's probably against the law!"

"This Debbie girl cannot be well"

"The Gnome has cast an evil spell"

"I might find you an exorcist"

"Please come back when you're not pissed!"

A/N This is ruining whatever reputation I might have had, will someone please stop me!!

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Owain Glyn