Debbie must return my Gnome

She can't know what she's doing

If she continues on this path

It will end in ruin.

He's not as cute as she may think

He's got an evil streak

His fishing rod's not what it seems

I know of what I speak.

So, Debbie send that Gnome back home

Avoid his evil kiss

The concrete's all but ready

And kitty needs a piss!

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Owain Glyn