Tsunade, Hokage of Konohagakure, sat in her office as she looker for some sake under her desk. Why was she looking for some sake?

When Kiba and Hinata entered her office to report the details of a mission, they brought in a blonde boy that looked exactly like Naruto. Of course at first she thought it was a henge, but when she tried to dispell it, nothing happened. Maybe she was drunk?

"So tell me again...what happened?" Tsunade asked as she found a bottle of sake and took a swig of it.

"Well, we were on our way back from guarding the border when this kid fell from the trees." Kiba answered as Boruto looked at him confusingly.

"Hey that's not true!" Boruto shouted as he pointed at Kiba frustratingly. "I was messing with my dads scrolls when- Hey known that I think about it...WHY ARE YOU IN DAD'S SEAT, DATTEBASA!?" Bolt shouted as he barely noticed that Tsunade was in his fathers office, sitting in his seat.

"Your...dad's seat?" Tsunade confusingly asked.

"Yeah you old hag! What? Did you forget about him with your old age-"

"Show respect to the Hokage you brat!" Kiba punched Boruto's head, making him squat down in pain as he rubbed his head, Hinata squatting next to him in a protective manner.

"Okay gaki...what's yours and your father's name." Tsunade asked as she was gathering some pieces together in her head. Boruto scoffed seeing as the "old hag" had forgotten his and his fathers name.

"Hah! Isn't that easy? My names Boruto Uzumaki and my dad is Naruto Uzumaki!" Boruto proudly stated as he grinned, not noticing the three ninja in the room were paling at what he said, Hinata was the one that was the whitest.

"A-and your mother?" Tsunade asked the final question.

"Hm? Mom's name is Hinata Hyuga." And that was enough for everyone to faint in the spot, Tsunade's sake spilling on the floor as Boruto looked at the fallen ninja and Hokage. "E-Eh!? Was it something I said, dattebasa!?"
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"NAAARUUUTTTOOOO!" A enraged scream was heard across the Village, making babies cry, villagers hide under tables, and even make the ANBU wet their pants. But it was only one blonde boy with whiskers and a black and orange jumpsuit that made him want to leave for another journey.
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"T-Tsunade-Bachan...y-you called?" Naruto asked as he peeked through the Hokage's door, fear etched all over his face as sweat rolled down his forehead.

"Yes I did...Naruto..." Tsunade evilly said as she coldly stared at Naruto, who entered the office quickly. Naruto looked around, seeing Kiba holding a fainted Hinata on his arms as a small trickle of blood fell out of her nose, and a blonde kid who was hiding underneath a table in the Hokage's office. "Can you explain to me...HOW YOU HAD A SON WITH HINATA!?"

"EEEEHHH!?"