"Hinata-sama." Said Neji as he stared at Hinata, who was sitting in her room looking at Neji with a smile. "Pardon my intrusion but..." Neji pointed at a small girl who was hugging his leg. "Who is this girl?"

"Uncle Neji!" The small girl, Himawari, shouted happily as she hugged Neji tighter.

"Ah! N-Neji-niisan the Hokage hasn't t-told you..." Hinata mumbled as she began to press her fingers together.

"Hasn't told me what?" Neji asked as he heard Hinata mumble or rather talk to herself quite loud. And why was she hesitating...and...WHY DID THIS GIRL HAVE WHISKERS!?

"Eto...Neji-niisan...t-that girl is my...d-daughter...."

Neji blinked at Hinata's answer.

He blinked again.

And again.

And again.

Until he widened his eyes in surprise and shock.

"D-d-daughter!!!!!????"
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Now we see our current blonde headed idiot...no not Boruto...But Naruto Uzumaki! Walking around the village with Boruto on his shoulder as he played with Naruto's hair.

"Wow Dad! I can almost see everything in the village!" Boruto exclaimed as he pulled Naruto's hair roughly making him wince.

"Oi! I'm not that tall, dattebayo." Naruto laughed as he continued walking as Boruto had said he wanted to do this as a time for 'bonding'.

"Wow dad! How come there's a purple monster running...towards...US, DATTEBASA!?" Boruto shouted in fear as Naruto squinted and widened his eyes as well. Unknown to them, it was just Neji and Hiashi who in rage were running towards Naruto for 'impregnating' Hinata, who was running far behind them with Himawari on her back.

"Boruto don't worry!" Naruto confidently said as he set Boruto down on the floor. "Dad's got this!" Naruto smiled as he took a stance and-

"Hakke Kūshō!"

"NANI!?" Naruto shouted as he recognized the voices of Hiashi and Neji, but before he could ask them why they had their Byakugan on...

He was sent flying through the air.

"Tousan!!"
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"Ah...so that's what's going on." Neji said as he as well as Hiashi were standing in front of a bruised and injured Naruto, who was sitting in the training grounds.

"Hey Tousan!" Boruto shouted as Himawari was clinging on to Neji's leg to death. "Who's the girl?" Boruto pointed at Neji.

"Hahaha! Boruto that's no girl!" Naruto laughed as Neji just frowned at the insult he was given. "That's just Neji! Hinata's cousin."

"Ah! You mean Uncle Neji!? Man...who knew he looked so much like a girl..."

"Excuse me, but how do I look like a girl?"

"Well...you do have long hair...and your clothes..." Boruto explained, making Neji sigh as he picked up Himawari and placed her under his arm.

"Well then Naruto. As much as I am annoyed by your son. I must return to the Hyuga Compound." Neji said.

"As do I. Next time I hear about this, being injured is the last thing you'll feel." Hiashi said as he bowed at Naruto, who sweatdropped at both Hyugas.

"Oh! Wait where are you taking Himawari-Chan!?" Naruto asked as the Hyugas were off in the distance, the sunset reflecting their backs.

"Away from you before you taint young Hinata's daughter." Neji replied as they, in a flash, disappeared.

"Ok...WAIT!? WHAT DO YOU MEAN TAINT, DATTEBAYO!?"

"YEAH! AND WHY DIDN'T YOU TAKE ME TOO, DATTEBASA!?"