(idek...... I'm bored....)

"You may think me as someone wise but I call myself an old wandering fool, who does nothing but roam ceaselessly and await his last breath..."

"It does good for no one to live in the past."

"Some may claim that the young are fools and the old wise, but I have lived long enough to know that there are wise young ones and very many old fools."

"I have never quite understood... How we can live so long, yet learn so little...."

"Dwell not on the past, it will do nothing for you. Instead seek for the future and live in the present. For that, young one, will get you far."

"If I had a toad for every time I've heard that..... Well... I'd say I'd have to be sick of the creatures..."

"Where in the world did the saying "a foot in the mouth" come from? It's like they studied infants and tried to make a life lesson out of it...."

"Alright. Fine. If you insist I sit I will. But that doesn't mean I won't nag..."

"I have often wondered what a cat would do should it get arthritis.... I mean just think... How would it stretch? It couldn't land on its feet (at last not very well). And above all, how would it entice other poor creatures (such as ourselves) to sleep with it if it could hardly give a proper yawn?..."

"Well...that depends..... Do you want my honest opinion? Or something made up and scrambled together to sound wise beyond the ages?"

"Don't let this grey hair fool you, I'm actually old enough for it to be white."

"It seems that every time I show myself others gather as if I have some marvelous and lesson giving tale to share, some grand adventure to speak of. When really... All I have to say is 'nature has the most beautiful scenery'......... What? Do others really expect more? I should think that some would know me better than that by now... Any tale I have to give is always one of those old 'back in my' stories... Which again brings me back to my age... How does it always loop back to that?...."

"I am neither blind nor deaf nor mute and certainly not senile! Therefore, yes, I did in fact, within my right mind, ask you to hand me that mouse..."

"Why would anyone want a penny for their thoughts? Thoughts are worth much more than that, I'd say a whole salmon at the least. At least it's something more useful, they're getting fed for their thoughts rather than just being handed a lump of shaped metal that has no real value in the world... Which reminds me! Look! I found one of those penny machines the other day and it printed off a wolf pattern! A whole pack of them! Isn't that neat?...."