BEFORE ANY OF THIS STARTS, I JUST WANNA SAY, LILLY, I APPRECIATE YOU. YOU LITERALLY CURED MY BIG SAD BECAUSE OF YOUR DISCORD SERVER. PLEASE REMEMBER THAT WHEN YOU GET TO PARAGRAPH 8. YES, EVEN THE ONE SENTENCE PARAGRAPH BELOW THIS COUNTS AS A PARAGRAPH. Okay, now to the regularly scheduled update.

Don't pay attention to the title.

I downloaded Words With Friends again. One of my ninja training friend's mom plays it and she heard from my mom that I played/used to play it. So I downloaded it and started a match with her. So far i'm winning, 58-23 but it's her turn and she's been playing since 2011 which is actually when 9 year olds were born EVEN THOUGH THEY ARE SO YOUNG!!!! AM I THAT OLD????? Anyways, it's cool to be interacting with adults other than my parents.

I am the leader for an upcoming Boy Scout campout so I have to be in charge of everyone in my troop that's going. Yay. I've only done this 3 other times. I don't know if I will have service there or not so if I don't post and update, just assume I'm dead or something. Whatever you do, don't assume that I don't have good enough service, assume I am dead. I know you can do that, Lilly.

Now to the hard part of this update. Who would I choose to save, my best male friend, or my best female friend. It depends who it is. I don't really know right now. I think I know who my best female friend is, but I don't know who my best male friend is rn. I haven't talked with some people very much lately. I think, I would choose, nobody because of the following.

1. Lilly decided she would save her best female friend because she doesn't have very many male friends. I don't have very many female friends but that doesn't influence my choice. It's the BEST female/male friend. Not some random friend from the bottom of your contacts.

2. She also didn't provide a good reasoning. Just because you don't have as many friends of one gender as the other, doesn't mean the other should be saved. What if I favor one more than the other?

3. Who is more of a friend to you, Lilly. Jacob, who you constantly wants you to take a chill pill, even when you're calm, just to annoy you, or me, who doesn't give a fuck whether Dank Memer is in your Discord server or not. When was the last time Jacob was nice to you? You probably don't remember. When was the last time I was nice to you? Literally a minute or two ago or the beginning of this update. Probably less than a minute because you read very fast. See? I was nice again right there. The niceness won't stop coming. Also, who is this Brodie kid? Is he another kid from your church? Also, I forget. Is Levi also from your church? They can't possibly be better friends than Jacob or I. Jacob and I could easily kick both their asses in a fight. Just let me take on the smaller one. Please, I beg you. Let me take on the smaller one. It's my only chance of surviving this.

Lilly, if you can provide a solid argument for your choice, I will answer the question.

Out of boredom, I started watching the new pokémon series even though I was gonna wait until I finished all 20+ earlier seasons. It's really cheesy, but it's pokémon and I wanna see if the protagonists have an encounter with Zacian or Zamazenta or Eternatus. They already had one with Lugia.

Today, I had no homework. I'm still probably gonna procrastinate the homework due Friday like my WH reading guide which sucks. My teacher changed it up so the format was different so instead of answering questions, we write down things we learned. I have to write down two things because I am an asian boi and asians bois are supposed to be smart. Just like the supreme asian overlord said, "An A- isn't good enough to learn piano, violin, and cello then become doctor." Great quote, right? I know, it's amazing.

I totally forgot about the Discord piano performance today. Lilly, during an asynchronous period, preferably the last one before the last class of the day tomorrow, can you remind me that I need to perform and @ everyone and tell them to join the "Discord's got Talent (as requested by gabe) vc? Thanks, greatly appreciated. Comment on here so I know when to text you your script.

Don't you hate it when you want to hit a certain word count but you find that you are unable to think of any sor of topic to write about? I have that as well. Like, right this moment at this very time. I am even trying to maximize the amount of words I am using to push the pesky word count number toward my goal. It is a very good thing to reach a goal you have been trying to reach for a while. It is sometimes a very rewarding task and other times it is not a very rewarding task. It is not so rewarding to reach one thousand words on a wattpad update like I am trying to do now but it is rewarding to accomplish a goal pertaining to fitness. That leads me into my next paragraph.

I have a challenge for all of you. I want you to find an exercise or some sort that can be measured in a quantity whether it me running a certain distance or doing a certain number of push ups or something along those lines. I want you to find you max number, if it can be measured in reps and if it's running just run that distance, and increase that quantity by 15% of the original. I might do it as well. Maybe. You also don't have to do it. This may or may not have been something to get me to over 1000
words.

WOW!! I got to 1000 words. I haven't done that in a month. Also, we've been doing this for a month and I think that's cool.

That's gonna be it for today's miraculous update! I cannot believe we got to 1000+ words!!! I might even hit 1100+ words by the end of writing this unnecessarily long paragraph that's adding more unnecessary words that are being used to get this update to 1100+ words. Maybe, maybe not. Who knows, am I right?

Bye!

- G Drizzle to da Hizzle