On the left are the original words, and on the right are the replacements.

A** = Ape/Peach/Al

A** Hole = Apple/Bunny Hole

D**che Bag = Duffle Bag

Sh*t = Shorts/Shoot

F**k = Fork/Fudge/Freak

F**king = Forking/Fudging/Freaking/Flopping

Jack A** = Jackalope/Mouth Breather/Jerk

B**ch = Snitch/Sandwich/Mouth Breather

Son of a B**ch = Son of a Pig/Son of a motherless goat/Mouth Breather

F**king Sh*t = Forking Shorts/Flopping Flop/HYDEE HYDEE HYDEE

Mother F**ker = Mouth Breather/Momma's Kid/Mario Ducker

Any other's I missed = Mouth Breather/Ni/HYDEE HYDEE HYDEE/Dinkles/Pringle(s)/Oof/You *Person's Name/Face

If there are any that you would like featured in an updated version of this list pleas put it in the comments.

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I challenge every single one of you who read this to use these replacements whenever you want to swear here on whatpad, another website/app, and IRL for a week and tell people here on Wattpad about the experience.