I try my best to make these for both genders! Sorry if this is bad, I'm bad at doing characters personalities so he will be a bit OCC.

Requested by: why_do_i_try_this

Okay but... How old is Dr. Zed?!

When you two hug:

He likes giving back hugs. You don't allow him to do it during surgery since he's then covered in blood. He always does it when your stitching Zer0 or Roland up to show them your his.

Someone walks in on a heated moment:

He held you and both having a big make out session. He pushed the stuff off the medical bed then put you on it. you smile and did his medical jacket (Is that what it's called?) and threw it somewhere. But looked when hearing a weird noise. Gaige and Axton both stood there, staring in confusion. You blush in embarrassment and did forehead against Zed's chest. He just told them to get out so they did. Zed rubbed your head saying this will be continued later.

He's cold so wants to hug for warmth:

It was freezing in Frystone! You rub arms before asking if he's also cold. He just nodded as he slammed the knife on the man's finger. You just stare before asking what he's doing. He said he's bored. You roll eyes. Suddenly the door slammed open by the wind so closed it. suddenly his arms were around you so yell he's covered in blood. He just did his head on your head and said your warm. You sighed and walked with him holding your waist. Took a blanket and both sat down on the medical bed. Blanket around you two. He had ordered some food so both just waiting now while cuddling for warmth.

You fall asleep on him:

It was a late night of working. Ellie came to visit Scooter but she got biten by a stupid skagg so Zed was helping her. Your eyelids kept shutting and opening while head bobbed. Felt Zed's hand on head before he pushed your head on his shoulder. He then continued to work on Ellie's arm. You just fell asleep. Soon Ellie left so he had to carry you to your shared bed. He kissed your nose before he left to go change.

You fall:

You were searching him. But didn't notice the gear box Scooter left the other day. Before you knew it, tripped over the metal box and hit the floor. Zed just tried not to laugh and helped you up. He kissed your top of head before saying to be more careful in this messy place. You said he needs to clean up. You took the box, a bit angry and left. Zed just chuckled and began cleaning the place.

Meeting one of his friends:

You knew everyone, since everyone gets hurt and comes to you and Zed for help. One day, Zed entered with a mustache. Ask why he's wearing such a mask. Zed suddenly came out the door and ask who your talking to. All you did was point at the man who looked like Zed and then at Zed. Zed also stared at the lookalike before saying 'Hey Ned.' You ask what's happening here. So got a whole explanation about who Ned is. You were surprised and said your just gonna go to Moxxi's. Zed said he's coming. Ned asked what about him. You and Zed look at each other before both shrugging and left, leaving Ned alone.

He has a nightmare:

He had this weird dream he was chopping you up. So you woke up to Zed holding you, and saying he's sorry. You raise eyebrow before saying it's midnight. So he explained his dream. You couldn't help but laugh. Said you would have killed him before he could even do to. He smiled at how brave you were acting. So both just hugged and cuddled before both falling back asleep since it's midnight.

You slap his ass:

He was talking to Marcus. You took your last sip of your drink. You said you two need to go. Zed said one more drink so sighed. Moxxi just smiled and handed you the three drinks. So after, yet another, drink, said it's becoming late. He wanted to say a little more so slap his ass. Said your going home. You left but soon Zed came running, doing his jacket on. He said not to slap his ass. You just laugh and said that was the only idea that came in your mind.

You turn him on by accident:

It surprised you how easily turned on he is, and how. He gets turned on by seeing you covered in blood. You would just push him off and say your in blood. He just nodded and said that's good. You just raised eyebrow in confusion before saying pervert.

When you wake him up:

He never wants to get up so you would have to slam pillows on him, throw water over him, yell he will be late. All he would do is push you down and hold you, while saying he owns the place so he can not be late. You just give an unimpressed look before smirking. Said you won't kiss him if he doesn't wake up. So he would get up and go to the bathroom to get changed.

You give him a shoulder massage:

He seemed stressed because work was going too slow so he had trouble paying bills and such. Your hands just rubbed his shoulders. Felt him relax a bit. His head went back so gave him confused eyes. He said that feels good. You smile and nodded. So he payed bills while you massaged his shoulders.

You sit on his lap:

Somehow Scooter stabbed himself accidently with a screwdriver in his arm. So you were stitching it close but legs got tired. Zed was sitting on the only chair. You did your foot around his leg and pulled the chair to you. He just raised his eyebrow before you sat on his lap. Zed just did his arms around you and kissed your neck. You told him to stop it. scooter began feeling awkward so he asked to hurry.

He sees your baby pictures:

He was cleaning the mess you left at the desk. His arm accidently hit a small box and it fell open. He just laughed when he saw silly baby pictures. You ran in and ask what that loud bang was. He did the pictures up, not able to speak due his laughing. Your face went red from embarrassment so quickly snatch them. He said you are still as cute as then. You elbow his ribs so he laughed and said it's true.

When you get injured:

Easy, go to Zed... You get injured a lot. He would just sighed and bandage your wounds. He sometimes would mutter asking how you became a nurse/doctor.

He tells you about Butt Stallion:

He entered and yelled he also wants a Butt Stallion. You stopped bandaging Maya's arm and slowly asked if he's drunk. Maya chuckled. Zed and her then explained Jack bought a diamond horse. You shook head saying classic Jack. Then turned to Zed and pointed. Said you're not buying him a diamond horse. He pouted and asked a normal one. Maya took her coat and said good luck finding one. So both waved as Maya left. So both argued about a diamond horse. So you bought him a bunny...

You wear a piece of his clothes:

All your clothes were covered in blood. You sighed and searched through closet. Only thing still clean is his shirt so just wore it. went back and handed Moxxi some medicine since she accidently dropped a glass and cut herself. She said you look good. Zed said he agrees. You and Moxxi both jumped at his sudden appearance. He said to do it more so you just nodded. Moxxi said she can't pay so just come drink for free. You did thumb up as she left. Zed said drinking won't be in tonight. He suddenly picked you up and kissed you. You just laughed and ask if he's turned on by this. He just shrugged and carried you to the bedroom.

You both build a blanket fort:

It was snowing outside so no one was really outside, which meant nobody could get hurt. So both just sitting in living, bored. You got an idea. Slam hand on his chest and yell you want a blanket fort. He stared before he shrugged. So both began building a fort, which fell couple of times. Both gave up at the end and just went under a blanket. You said it's kinda the same. He nodded in agreement.

You slap him with The Bible:

He was turned on and tried to kiss you but you just lean backwards. Said there are patients. He gave an unimpressed look and said to let them bleed to death. Your hand just took the closest book which just happened to be The Bible. Slap it on his head softly but also hard enough to snap him out his horny state. Said if he lets that happen then no more customers. Left to the patients while Zed sighed.

What you two like to do together:

Chop people up. You found it scary at first when you found out but now it's rather fun. Even though your still confused to why he does that...

He walks in on you naked:

Got all blood of different people on you so did clothes off. Searched some new ones but everything in washing machine. Yell for Zed. He entered and stared. You ask if he has something for you to wear. He shook his head so glare at him. He said to just walk around like that. You quickly slap his arm so he chuckled before handing his shirt for you to sleep in.

You suck your thumb while sleeping:

It was a long day and you accidently cut your thumb with the small knife. Since it was a long day, fell asleep in the chair, not even bothering to go to the bedroom. But were sucking thumb to ease the pain of thumb. Zed entered, wanting to yell he has some pizza but he stopped when seeing you. All he said was 'Baby'. Then he picked you up and did you on your bed. He did a band-aid on your thumb before kissing it. then he ate the pizza all by himself, which angered you when you found out.

When you wear a bikini:

He entered the room, tired. He quickly woke up fully and stared as you did the bikini on. Said your gonna go to the beach with Lilith and Tina. Zed just pointed and said no boys. You chuckle and nodded. So he kept saying if someone stares at you he will make sure they get cancer somehow. All you did was pat his shoulder, saying good luck.

He finds out you cut yourself:

You had a lot of stress and just had a fight with Zed. So the only thing that came in your mind was: Cut yourself! So you did. It just maked you freak out by how much blood came. Sadly you forgot the bathroom door lock is broken so Zed just opened it, thinking it is empty. He saw you so he said sorry and turned, thinking he interupted you when you were trying to go to the toilet. But then you cried so he turned again. That's when his eyes met your wrists. He quickly ran off and came back with his first aid kit. He cleaned it and bandaged it quickly since he didn't have everything he needed. Then he stitched the deep, long cuts close and kissed them all. He kept saying he's sorry. You just hugged him and cried all the stress away.

He says a pick-up line:

'Are you a nurse/doctor? Because you cured my erectrile disfunction.' You just cringed at that. But the next day, he said another Pick-up line which was this: 'Come into my office and take your pants off.'