While mining deep into the earth with Marcus, you dig too deep, and uncover a hidden, geothermal hot spring deep underground. Marcus being Marcus, decides to market the hot springs, and you and your girl are his first customers.

Lilith:
Though you informed her of adequate seating across the springs, Lilith casually sat on your lap, causing you to blush madly at the feeling of her on you. You tried to keep yourself distracted by noting the beautiful colors of the cave, only for Lilith to lay her head on your chest, effectively eliminating your efforts at distracting yourself.

Maya:
The tranquility of the springs was made tenfold when Maya took to massaging your back. You tried to keep a tough demeanor, as to not appear weak to your fellow vault hunters, but the way Maya ran her hands across your back was enough for you to purr in relief and relaxation. You put your hand over Maya's as she laid it on your shoulder, happy to have her with you at the springs.

Nisha:
You and Nisha were nowhere to be seen in the springs, that was until you surfaced from underneath the water, gasping for air and holding onto the rocks for dear life. Nisha calmly resurfaced shortly after you did, smiling and lightly panting herself. The reason you both were physically exhausted was because Nisha talked you into performing an underwater act called "The Brachiosaurus" (I also made this up, don't look it up unless you like dinosaurs). You told Nisha you were never doing that again, to which she lightly laughed.

Athena:
Out of boredom or a competitive competition, you challenged Athena to a breathe holding contest. In minutes, you and Athena had submerged yourselves in the warm waters, and you both locked eyes, waiting to see who would surrender. Suddenly, Athena planted a deep kiss on you, which upon pulling away, disoriented you enough to resurface. You blushed as you told Athena that she cheated, to which she smiled.

Gaige:
Though you initially thought that Deathtrap wouldn't be able to traverse the springs on account of his robotic design, you soon found out that Gaige outfitted his with a rubber ducky floaty. You and Gaige enjoyed each other's company as Deathtrap floated about, enjoying himself.

Moxxi:
You laid back, relaxed and in a zen like peace as the warm waters gently cascaded against your body. You suddenly felt a rush of pleasure go through you, and shortly after, Moxxi rose from under the water, sweeping her wet hair to the side as she gave you a mischievous smile. You told Moxxi the of how much trouble you would accumulate if she were caught, to which she kissed your cheek and assured you that no one saw.

Tannis:
You floated about calmly on the waters as Tannis closely examined the rock formations along the springs, noting that the location would have taken years to form with a precise amount of heat. Hearing Tannis go on about the rocks numbed your nerves, and after a moment, you snuck up to her and planted a kiss on the back of her neck. Tannis turned around, blushing and surprised, yet you could see a small smile on her face.

Mayhem:
You know those weird shark fin backpacks people wear on beaches to make other people think there's a shark in the water? Well, Mayhem was wearing one of those, all while declaring herself "Head Shark Of Taco Mountain". To say you were confused would be an understatement, and your relaxation was ill received, as Mayhem attacked other guests in her belief that she was actually a shark, causing you to have to pull her off of them.