Hey guys!

So, if you read the title, you know what's going...A new girl has joined the team!

Now, you might be wondering who this girl is, and I intentionally intended to introduce you, but she seems to have wondered off. But don't fret dear readers! I'm certain she will show up in a timely, calm manner. Now while we waif, would you like some tea? I had it imported directly from Asia, it cost me a mint but it was all worth it! I even got my very expensive and very fragile tea set to serve it! Now, would you like sugar or-

Sirdoomguy was then cut off by a giant crash as an unknown, large mechanical figure blew through the wall, destroying his tea and very expensive and very fragile tea set, including his colonial era American plate!

Sirdoomguy: Nooooooo!

Sirdoomguy gathered the pieces of broken china as a smaller figure emerged from the giant machine, and dropped down in front of you.

Moze

Moze: What's up sugarlips, I'm Moze and the big guy is my mech, Iron Bear.

Sirdoomguy: Firstly, where were you!? Secondly, who will pay for my broken tea set!?

Moze: I wanted a soda and went down the street to get one at the store, and you can buy another tea set for like five dollars at Marcus Mart.

Sirdoomguy: It's not the same!

Moze: Whatever. But the guy in doom marine armor said you need someone to screw around with, and lucky for you, I'm looking for the same thing...

Moze threw her arms over your shoulders.

Moze: So tell me...wanna get heavy?

Sirdoomguy: I don't think my insurance covers mech damage!