We begin on Kairos as lightning strikes as we look and see Claptrap

Claptrap: BEHOLD MY POWER LOSERS!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!

Rafa: (enters with Amon, Vex and Harlowe) Claptrap what are you doing?

Claptrap: Oh vault hunters at last! I have a genius idea to help the revolution with a THEME SONG! but I need to appeal to a audience for our cause but I can't reach that lever. So one of you has to pull it!

Vex: (looks to a lever) Eh screw it. (Pulls the lever)

Amon: Vex no!-

Lightning strikes Claptrap as music begins to play

Claptrap: Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
Clapback!
We won't have that!
Vaults'll get ransacked!
Grab that more guns for your backpack!
Clapback!
Shut your Claptrap!
Too late to Backtrack!
Bang bang bang bang bang! Woo!!!
Less borders, more lands
More guns for the war plans
I'm like Rafa when I draw for the sword hands
With a vladof I make sure that a Torgue bangs
Break free Of the morgue and
Weapons win
Second wind when I storm gangs
It's the crimson resistance we sure can
Make rippers repent
Crit up your tent quick if you spawn camp
Turn and take aim
Got their heads in my terminus range
They burst when I strafe
Rebeloution I heard it from Zane
Maliwan flow I burn them with flames
Keep firing
There'll be trouble if I'm sounding the siren
Double jumping on their necks then I'm gliding
If you Vex me expect there'll be violence!
Welcome to Kairos!
Look
Grappling the hook
Open up the vault everything gets took
Shock rounds shot at their shields they shook
You will feel that foot
On your throat when the vault hunters reach dominion
The timekeeper hates opinions!
We aint your minions!
We win when everybody leaves control
We're free to Yolt
Revolt and fear more
No bolts just guns in my gearbox!

Rafa: Damm that's actually catchy.

Vex: I think this was worth it.

Claptrap: Less borders more lands
Less borders more lands
Break free
Break free
Break free
Less borders more lands!
Clapback!
We won't have that!
Vaults'll get ransacked!
Grab that more guns for your backpack!
Clapback!
Shut your Claptrap!
Too late to Backtrack!
Bang bang bang bang!
Clapback!
We won't have that!
Vaults'll get ransacked!
Grab that more guns for your backpack!
Clapback!
Shut your Claptrap
Too late to Backtrack!
Bang bang bang bang!

Amon: The robot isn't annoying when he sings.

Claptrap: Rafa! Come on! You can do it!

Rafa: Okay fine Amigo, I'll do just one-

Rafa: (begins to sing) You like Order
I like ordnance!
Pure chaos in the form that's exorbitant
If it's Amon on the case
It'll be fortunate
Or Onslaughter to the face
If they're fraudulent!
Cause of the augers won't listen to Calder!
You're gonna need a different enforcer!
Hit Lictor with a million mortars
Then sink and swim while we dance with his corpse!
Of course the Timekeeper is a dick-tator!
Beating us in line the guy is a sick hater!
When I'm in a fight I might just choose jakobs
Legendary light my drive crashes
Harlowe gravity I crush them
Coming with the Outbounders when we rush them!
Gotta get the crew together
So the loot is better!
Bring the badass brutes!
We'll take them down!

Harlowe and Vex:

Amon: I am surprised!

Claptrap: NOW WE SHALL DANCE! FOR MY ENJOYMENT!

Claptrap and the vault hunters all dance as the Music kicks in

Claptrap: Clapback!
Clapback!
Grab that more guns for your backpack!
Clapback!
Clapback!
Grab that more guns for your backpack!
Clapback!
We won't have that
Vaults'll get ransacked!
Grab that more guns for your backpack!
So Clapback!
Shut your Claptrap!
Shut your backtrack!
Bang bang bang bang bang bang bang!

The song ends

Rafa: Wow Claptrap amigo I didn't know you had a catchy badass song. I like it.

Vex: Dude. That. Was. Hardcore as Hell!!!!!!!!

Amon and Harlowe:

End of Chapter....

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