Title: Smart Mouth

Genre: Comedy

Status:Ongoing

Author: PadWattNerd

Summary: I am the one, the only Celeste Rocky Cloud. Nice to meet your acquaintance. I am 16 years old, and yadda, yadda, yadda. You'll learn more in the book. Anyways, this book revolves around me because I am special. I am ginger because of my grandfather's Scottish traits which were passed on to my mom. So I am part Scottish, but I have never been to Scotland. I have an older brother in college, a younger sister in 9th grade, and a divorced mother. The perfect life, see. My dad's a douche, don't ask about him. I am loud and I'm proud. I am adventurous, but there are no adventures. Life is boring tho. Together, me and Poppy ( and her future boyfriend) will go on adventures, or make adventures. Because why not, it's the book of my life. I am also extremely, deathly loyal. Betrayal would lead to your end and d- 

 "Okay, they get it." 

 The author is that you? 

"Yeah, pretty much. I control your destiny. Shut up, I got it from here." 

 Okay, fine.

 "Anyway, thanks for checking out my book. It means a lot. Celeste has pretty much summed up her life story." 

 Wait, I'm important too right? 

 "Whatever you say, Darcy."