~Third~

Oars checked he how many he had defeated and how many he had left to destroy, he didn't recognize Brook or Usopp though "So let's see here, there's that Strawhat guy, orange hair lady and awesome super hero, that's six down and three to go wonder where they're hiding"Oars said before walking off.

~skip~

Oars was still looking around "Crap this guy's gonna be a real pain in the ass"Franky said "He's not just strong he's fast as hell for his size"Zoro said "He's got really impressive agility and flexibility too, this is gonna be a tough one"Nicole said "What was his name again?"Sanji asked "Oh uh"Chopper trailed off "Think it was roast right?"Zoro asked.

"No not even close i think it had an s at the end didn't it?"Usopp asked "Hughes?"Chopper asked "I think you're getting colder actually"Usopp said "Boars?"Sanji asked "Close, it's Oars" Robin said as Nicole was pinning her hair up and Zoro put his bandanna on "That's it!"the others said.

"Oh i'm sorry but my injuries are quite terrible"Brook said "It's fine we understand, you can still move around though right?"Franky asked "Yes"Brook said "Then move yourself out of the way" Franky said "Of course"Brook said getting out of their way as the Strawhats approached Oars.

"Hey Oars!"Sanji called "Huh?"Oars asked looking over "If that's really Luffy's shadow you got inside you, then i probably shouldn't have to tell you this but you should never underestimate the strength of your own crew"he said, the Strawhats were back up and ready for round two.

Oars laughed "You tiny pirates are tougher then i thought you'd be"he said before jumping high up and coming back down "I'm tired of being thrown around so much what do you say we turn the tables and throw him around for a change?"Zoro asked, Nicole smirked "Sounds fun to me" she said.

"I can get behind that, we let him have his fun for long enough"Sanji said "Whoa hey wait a minute how are we supposed to throw him? In case you haven't noticed he's a giant"Usopp said "We noticed, and don't forget he's got Luffy's speed and fighting skills as well"Zoro said "You know i think he would make a terrible pirate king"Robin said.

"So how do we wanna approach this then? I've got a ton of plans one of them's gotta work" Franky said "He has to have some kind of a weak point"Chopper said "When you're frying a fish this big you scale and de bone it before you put it in the pan"Sanji said "Maybe it's not completely hopeless but i'm scared"Usopp said.

Oars laughed again "Smashing time"he said and jumped up before butt stomping down, they dodged though and ran back, Oars attacked going directly at Franky but the cyborg dodged it "Okay punk you've left us with only one option here, you wanna fight? Then feel the power of all of us combined!"Franky said running over to the others.

"Heads up you guys! I know the plan, we're taking him down with tactic 15!"Franky said "We're what?"Usopp asked "But it's still untested"Chopper said, the three ran over to Zoro and Sanji "Zoro, Eyebrows stand by!"Franky told them "Stand by for what?"Sanji asked "Trust me just grab onto my legs!"Franky said "This feels like it's about to get weird"Sanji said.

And oh boy it got so, so very weird, so very very weird as they did a 'docking' or whatever maneuver "Hey wait Franky!"Chopper said "What something wrong Chopper?"the cyborg asked "We're not complete the left arm still isn't docked yet!"Chopper said "What the hell are you doing? Robin? Nicole? Either one of you ladies hurry up and dock onto my left arm!"Franky said.

"Come on we need you!"Chopper said "Come on it's fine just do what i'm doing"Usopp said however their mood suddenly dropped as did the temperature around them, never had they thought they would face that glare from Nicole, Franky, Usopp and Chopper shivered.

"Die"Nicole bluntly said after a beat of silence "No, we're not embarrassing ourselves like that" Robin said shocking Franky, Usopp and Chopper "Y-you won't?!"Usopp, Franky and Usopp asked "As human beings you should be ashamed of yourselves"Robin said before they faced an even worse glare from Nicole, one reserved for only those that really piss her off by either abusing animals or dissing her father or her crewmates "Disappear"she bluntly said.

"They rejected us!!"Usopp, Franky and Chopper yelled, Oars was shocked too "What's the matter? They won't do it?"He asked "Wha? Why are you acting all disappointed?"Sanji asked "Why do you think? I wanna see the robot, do it you jerks!"Oars said attacking them again but only hitting Franky, Usopp and Chopper as Zoro ducked and Sanji dodged.

"Oh man i've never been so embarrassed"Zoro said and stiffened like a board as Nicole appeared behind him a wide smirk on her face and a glint in her eyes "And i'm never gonna let you live it down"she said, Zoro could only groan and accept his demise.

Anyway Zoro borrowed Franky's nun chucks as Sanji ran in closer and kicked a rock at Oars distracting him from the others "Robin! I'm gonna give his left arm a pounding and then i need you to put him in a submission hold!"Zoro said running past her "Sure you got it"Robin said ready to use her powers "Let's do this"Zoro said running forward, Nicole nodded running with him.

"Hey come and get me you Luffy impostor!"Sanji called keeping Oars' attention on him "You i'm gonna squish you!"Oars said going for an attack "Usopp this is your chance!"Sanji called, Usopp fired a shot at Oars making his hand all slippery and the giant lost his balance "Hey eyebrows! Give me a boost will ya?!"Zoro called.

"What? While you're carrying those big ass things?"Sanji asked "Well if you're not man enough" Zoro smirked jumping up, Nicole rolled her eyes getting ready to do her part as Sanji kicked Zoro over to Oars, Zoro hit Oars' arm and Robin put him in a submission hold, Oars hoped on one foot, Franky and Chopper knocked Oars back "Now Nicole!"Zoro called.

"Right!"Nicole nodded charging forward and using the back of her blades sent Oars tumbling over and falling down on his head "We did it! There's no stopping the power of the Strawhats!" Usopp cheered "Damn straight! How's that dirt taste jerk?!"Chopper yelled "Slow start but score one"Sanji said.

The Strawhats approached Oars once more as the dust settled "Stupid bunch of little sea slugs, now you really pissed me off! I'm gonna grind you down into dust!"Oars yelled at them "Now you've done it, once i get up i'm gonna squash you pirate pipsqueaks flat!"he said "There won't even be bones left to bury!"he roared.

However Oars wasn't able to move his horns were stuck in the ground, all of the sudden the Strawhats got really smug with dark chuckles and a glint in their eyes as they stepped closer to Oars who became visibly nervous before they beat Oars up.

"Hey cut it out!"Oars yelled getting up and the Strawhats retreated "Guess that wasn't enough to keep him down"Sanji said "So it seems unfortunately"Robin said "Okay what are we gonna do now?"Zoro asked, anyway Franky, Usopp and Chopper did that docking thing once more however once they were launched over Oars' head by Sanji Franky just kicked his head in a totally futile effort.

Nicole sweatdropped watching them "So after all that this is their attack?"Zoro asked "I believe that's a yes"Robin said "How lame"Nicole said, anyway back on Oars' head Usopp started taunting him into punching his own head and Oars was going down again but caught himself.

"Ugh he's as stubborn as he is tall i don't have time for this i gotta save Nami"Sanji said "Hang on a second just got an idea how to stop him"Usopp said "I've had enough of these half assed plans"Zoro said "Listen to me damn it!"Usopp yelled at him.

"From what i've seen even though he's big and red and all this guy still has traces of Luffy's personality left in him"Usopp said "What are you talking about? He already told us he didn't recognized any of us and that Moria was his master"Chopper said.

"Yeah but even so remember how he reacted when we tried docking the first time around? Right at that moment his other half leaked out the part of him that's still Luffy is still in there somewhere see what i mean?"Usopp asked "Yeah i see"Nicole said.

"I think you're right"Robin said "Yeah, so how does that help us?"Franky asked "Well it means this guys weaknesses are the same as Luffy's weaknesses"Usopp smirked, the Strawhats scattered "Check it out! There's a huge chuck of meat!"Usopp said pointing in a random direction.

"What? Meat? Show me where is it?"Oars asked "Yeah i see it! It looks yummy!"Chopper said "Give me i love meat"Oars said looking around as Nicole and Zoro attacked Oars' knees forcing him to go down "Does halfway down count as three?"Zoro asked "Sure let's say that"Nicole smiled a bit.

"Alright! He's down again after a blow to the knee!"Usopp and Chopper cheered "Keep it up you guys! Just stall him until the captain beats the crap out of Moria, hurry up and get those shadows back Strawhat!"Franky yelled "There's no reason to keep screwing around like this let's put him down for good"Zoro said "We're gonna need a whole bag of salt for a guy this big"Nicole said.

"Hold on i thought the idea was to keep this big monster busy to make sure he doesn't get in Strawhats way! There's no way we can beat this thing man!"Franky said freaking out "There wasn't any meat, you tricked me and broke my kneecaps"Oars said "A fight isn't truly over until you've won"Zoro said.

"It's not just a giant! He's a zombie to beat him you're gonna have to purify him"Franky said "That's right Zoro we're just buying time take it easy!"Usopp said "If you don't wanna help stand back i don't feel like waiting around for Luffy to win either"Sanji said.

"You're crazy!"Usopp said freaked out, Robin laughed a bit "They made up their minds there's no stopping them"Robin said, Oars started an attack again, Zoro drew Shusui "A dinosaur could step on this blade and it wouldn't bend a millimeter, they say that hardness is the greatest characteristic of a black blade"he said.

"With Shusui here i've finally gotten my hands on a first rate sword and i think this is the perfect time to try it out"Zoro said "Yeah go for it Zoro!"Nicole cheered him on.