So I remember being in science class and we were watching a documentary on animals.

Some Komodo dragons we're getting REEEAAAAAALLL DOWN AND DIRTY.

And the CHILDREN in my class were freaking out and screaming, "WAIT ARE THEY HAVING SEX?? CENSOR THAT SHIT!!"

And my teacher, the most serious, most strict, most boring and monotone person alive, said THIS,

"Y'know kids... There is bird sex, fish sex, lizard sex, insect sex, worm sex, etc. how else do you think animals reproduce?"

And no one looked at him the same way ever again.