Spamton have been overworking himself, ever since the queen kicked him out and his house is gone. He trying to get back on his feet again, but damn it stressed the fuck out of him. He fell alseep to try to relieve some stress until loud music blared in his ears, jolting him awake quickly. The stressed businessman looked over and saw a swatchling with a boombox, it was too loud which isn't making him think straight. He got up and approached the bird, "Excuse me, can yo-" he was interrupted by the swatchling punching Spamton in the face.

Then something snapped in his head mixing with stress, so he returned the punches as well but more brutally. The other saw this and try to stop him but he kept the bloodshed going, he wants to stop but the feeling is good. It's like he enjoys this carnage, the stress is becoming less one kill to another. Then Seam appeared and try to stop him, by reviving two dead corpses into zombies. Spamton then pulle out an smg out of nowhere, what kind of logic is this? Seam summoned a cannon an try to shot him worh it. Then he started blasting at the zombies, Seam summoned a sword and try to kill him before it gets worse.

Spamton is covered in scars while fighting a jesus rip-off, Seam is starting to lose his breath like no one can keep up with him before. Spamton then pulle out a shotgun, which is more confusing on where he got that. This man is on another new level, Spamton smacked him with his gun and shot Seam ending the fight. The salesman walke over and retrieved the boom box. He then looked over and saw an addison dancing, has he been dancing the whole time during the massacre? Spamton doesn't give a shit and shot the addison, then the businessman started dancing in celebration.

And so on this day, our hero had slain thirty people.

And he would later admit to having a good time doing it.

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Thirty two people actually, if you count the zombies.