This is a Loki and Darcy one shot for MagesticHumanBeing

Darcy Pov.

Jane and Thor had left on date night so me and Loki were in mine and jane's apartment. I was really bored so I took the string cheese container out of my bag ,because why wouldn't you have a container of string cheese in your bag, and filled Loki's helmet with it. I tipped toed behind Loki, who was sitting on the couch, and squished it onto his head and booked it to my room as I heard him yell "THIS PRANK WAR IS ON LADY DARCY!!!" and he chased me until I slammed the door shut on my room.

Oh great I just remembered that he has his staff. All the sudden a weird Asgardian cat cart came through a portal and chased me out of my room and into the bathroom. There I set up my next prank, bucket of ice water balancing on the door top. So let's say he is a smurf now.

3 hours later

Ok so there is a chicken running around, a llama in the shower, my tips of my hair are burnt, Loki has lost a shoe, Part of his helmet is broken, string cheese is everywhere, Loki has fake vomit on his shirt, there are 123,456,789 cats in the living room, and we both are covered in slime. How do I explain this to an angry Jane who is standing in the front door beside a passed out Thor?