*at convention*
Ella: Hey Taylor needs to know your birthday
Me: Why?
Ella: She wants to mark it on her calendar and get you a gift
Taylor: Ella, shut up
Me: *gives her my birthday*

Ella: *goes on about how Taylor has a crush on me*
I'm just have listening by this point. Yeah.

SO THAT WAS A CONVERSATION!

I think I could pull of being insane