The holiday where we all have hangovers cause we drank to much last night while chanting "USA"

Facts about the revolution and things leading up to it

Boston massacre was the Colonists fault
Lexington and Concord, also our fault
Pretty much our fault in entirety cause we, unlike Canada, decided that we should let Terrorists (Sons of Liberty) lead a revolt.

Congrats Samuel Adams, happy with history?

Anyways, we fought cause Brit King was too stubborn to listen to spoiled colonists who were having a reality check.
Still wasn't right to tax us but he had it coming afterwards
Seriously, peace works sometimes.
Not in our case though...
Worked for everyone that wasn't America
Colony wise anyways

TAR AND FEATHER
*dies*