I'm gonna tell as many jokes as i can!

How do u make an ice cream stand?
U take away its chair

Wat did the pen say to the pencial?
You're looking sharp today

Why did the ninja go to the doctor
He had Kung-flu

Why was the broom late for work?
He over swept

Why was the cookie not at school
He was feeling crummy

What fairy doesn't take a bath?
Stinkerbell

How did the French fry propose?
Using an onion ring

Wat is a plumber's fav vegetable?
Leek

Wat's a snake's favorite subject?
Hiss-Tory

How do skeletons contact each other?
Using tele-bones

Should I just make a book of jokes?