These make me sad for humanity...

^i will find you, and I will kill you

^sweetie, listen...

^yes, so sad what happened to those SuRvIvOrS

^WeLl, LeTs ThInK

^Me too😂😂 what even?

^ *reads username* that explains it

^ *sticks toothpick in dirt* I see no oil

^wow

^Jack, let me explain something to you...

^Yes, it's just you

^this one was my favorite