Shadow: Digs, would you rather trip over a rock or would you fall off a cliff?

Digger: I would rather trip over- *trips over a rock instantly* Ow.

Shadow: Wow that just happened when you said that!

Digger: Would you rather bump into a tree or fall on top of someone?

Shadow: I would rather bump- Oof! *bumps into a tree*

Digger: HAHAHAHAHA REVENGE LOL XD

Shadow: Haha very funny *rolls his eyes* (Am I suppose to type that?) I hate you

Digger: Love you too! ..........NOT

Shadow: -_- ..... *noticed something & ducks* DUCK

Digger: What do you mean d- *gets hit by a duck*

Shadow: HAH

Digger: Screw you & this duck -_-