-Timeskip backwards to a few weeks ago when I was in school-
Me: *sees cockroach* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FREAKING COCKROACH IN DA CLASS AHHHHHHHHHHH *jumps on chair*
Jack (Classmate): *thinking 'WHAT AM I SUPPOSE TO DO?!'*
ZhiHang (Another classmate): *takes a cockroach can spray thingy & sprays at the cockroach*
Me: Halp ;-;
-Timeskip to when I was in Penang-
Me: *walks in da room & turns on the light, sees a cockroach on the ceiling & screams while running out of the room* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SOMEONE HALP A FREAKING MOTHERFUDGER IS IN DA ROOM
-Timeskip a few minutes later-
Me: *goes in toilet & sees cockroach* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ANOTHER MOTHERFUDGER IN DA TOILET
Grandma: GO BRUSH YA TEETH
Me: FINE *brushes teeth slowly while staring at the cockroach, seeing if he moved or not*
-Back to the present, today-
Me: *sees a spider in da car* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MOTHERFUDGER SPIDER IS HERE *scoots over to cous's side of the chair* Imma not go anywhere near dat spider ;-;
Sis & Cous: ...............
-Timeskip to RIGHT NOW 2:02pm-
Me: *typing this story*
Sis: *watching a vid along with cous*
Vid (The iPad that meh sis is holding): *a random kid screams her song 'Zombie Skin'*
Me: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OMG THAT IS FREAKING CREEPY ;-;
Sis: Eh da song is cool *shrugs*