Me: I am bored as sh**

Mangle:
One eye is yellow,
One eye is black,
Valentine's Day?
I don't give a crap.

Me: Whatever

Bonnie: What's a difference of a Tuna fish, a piano and a glue?

Me: What

Bonnie: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna

Me: The glue?

Bonnie: I knew you'd get stuck on that one

Me: OH SHUDDUP IM BORED AS SH** STILL *throws a table at Bonnie

Bonnie: Sh** *ducks*