That one friend who embarrasses you in front of your crush:

Scenario 1- Crush walks out of bathroom, (to get his attention)

Friend: *makes weird loud sound*

Me: *looks at crush, then back at friend*

Friend: *laughs histerically*

Scenario 2- My crush and I are in the same room, (to get his attention)

Friend: *shouts my name really loud*

Me: WTF?

Friend: *tells me to say "By"

"Me: .............