A/N: I'm surprised that literally none of my friends on here update anymore. I miss that. BUT IM NOT DEAD YAY A/N

So I made up a story about Red if she worked as a greeter at Walmart. Inspired by a lunch conversation HiddenRanger202 and I had. Here it is! And yes, I know, it's short.

WARNING: SOME FOUL LANGUAGE IS IN THIS. PROCEED WITH CAUTION.

Red desperately needed a job. She was running out of options, so she decided to apply for a job at Walmart.

"Guess it'll have to do for now."

Red went in for her first day of work at Walmart. They had a short meeting before everyone started.

Then the unthinkable happened.

"Red, you will be a greeter today."

Shit. I'm horrible at greeting people.

"Okay. But I don't really know how to politely greet someone."

"Just say hello in a nice tone. It's not that bad."

"You may all go to work now."

You can do this Red.

Red went to the area to greet people.

Let's just say that it didn't go down too well. 

"Welcome to Walmart. Get your shit and get the fuck out of here!" Red said enthusiastically.

"Don't be so rude to everyone! Little disgrace." An old woman said.

"Don't tell me how to do my job prune." Red replied.

Red punched the old woman in the face. The manager saw it happen.

"RED, COME WITH ME IMMEDIATELY."

Red flipped off the manager, but went with him.

"Red, your behavior is totally unacceptable! Get out of here. Now."

"Told you I shouldn't of been given greeter duty."

Red walked out of the room, surprised she wasn't fired, from what she thought.

"WELCOME TO WALMART. GET YOUR SHIT AND GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!" Red screamed through a megaphone.

The manager came up to Red.

"When I said get out of here, what that meant was you're fired."

Red just silently stared at the manager. She walked away out of the doors, now knowing that she will never be a greeter ever again.