Part 7
    Summary: Dean shows the Hazbin crew their own show. It goes about as well as you'd expect. 😂😂😂

INT. MEN OF LETTERS BUNKER – “THE DEAN CAVE” – NIGHT

Low lighting. Popcorn bowls, pizza boxes, and scattered beer bottles fill the room. The Winchesters and their new demonic "guests" are camped out on worn couches and old armchairs, facing a massive flat-screen.

On-screen: the opening of Hazbin Hotel begins to play.

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ANGEL DUST (mouth full of popcorn): “Wait… hold the hell up. That’s me. That’s my butt on screen.”

VAGGIE (squinting): “...Why is everything animated? Why do I sound like that? Who... who drew me?!”

CHARLIE MORNINGSTAR (staring, frozen): “Oh my Satan… this is… this is our story. This is the hotel. My song is in this.”

The “Inside of Every Demon” number begins playing. Charlie blinks in time with the beat, unnerved.
 
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LUCIFER (arms crossed, eyes narrowed): “This is either an unauthorized biography... or a celestial surveillance project run by some very sarcastic angels.”

HUSK (lighting a cigarette): “Or it’s fanfiction with a budget. Gotta admit, I’m less angry than I thought I’d be.”

DEAN (grinning): “So, question: does this mean I technically own a copy of your origin story?”

ANGEL DUST: “You better hope not. I don’t do sequels unless I get royalties.”

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CHARLIE BRADBURY (typing on a tablet): “I’ve scoured the metadata. It’s all uploaded from Earth servers—animation studio in L.A., voice actors, showrunners. They think it’s fiction.”

SAM: “Which means someone—or something—leaked your universe into ours. In just the right way to be dismissed.”

VAGGIE (pointing at herself on-screen): “So this is just… public?! People are watching this?!”

ANGEL DUST: “Yeah, and apparently I’m the fan favorite. Sorry not sorry.”

ALASTOR (tilting his head, smiling): “Fascinating. A reality projected into fantasy… or is fantasy projecting reality?”

LUCIFER (leaning back with a drink): “This explains why people have been summoning me with theme music.”

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The show hits a heavy moment—Charlie’s breakdown, the gunshot, and the implication that Hell may never change. The bunker grows quiet.

CHARLIE MORNINGSTAR (softly): “I… didn’t think it looked like that. I thought I was… doing better.”

VAGGIE (quietly): “You are.”

DEAN (from the couch, gruff): “You’re trying. That’s more than most of us can say.”

Angel Dust gives Charlie’s shoulder a supportive pat, unusually silent. Husk tops off her drink. Even Alastor looks thoughtful for once.

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LUCIFER (raising his glass): “To broken systems, defiant children, and the absurdity of our shared narrative.”

DEAN: “Cheers to that. Now somebody pause this before Alastor finds out Tumblr exists.”

ALASTOR (already pulling an old laptop toward himself): “Tumblr, you say? How quaint.”

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MONTAGE – LATER THAT NIGHT:

Sam and Vaggie go over maps and sigils together.

Charlie Morningstar and Charlie Bradbury swap tech vs. magic notes.

Dean awkwardly passes Angel Dust a beer, both sitting in silence for once.

Husk is asleep sitting up.

Alastor smiles wide… quietly flipping through fanart.

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FINAL SHOT:

The TV screen shows the words: “Next Episode Playing in 10 seconds…”

SAM (offscreen): “We have got to figure out how they knew all this.”

LUCIFER (smirking): “Simple, boys. Hell talks. And sometimes… the walls listen back.”

TO BE CONTINUED....
END OF PART 7