Soo...
I came off of wattpad for a couple of days...
(Around 5)

I'm sorry...
Truely...
I am.

But seriously.
Why did all these senpai's choose the time I'm not on wattpad to notice me?!?!

Like

Are

You

Serious!!!

I saw this and Kuro_Pixie was constantly singing "64 64 64 zoo lane"... so that had to be the title.

Thank you for noticing me!
And sorry this is not an actual chapter......

Or is it?

Nora:.... Well? Is it leg breaking time?!

Ren: I don't think so.

Levy: Can someone please turn me back to normal?!

Gajeel: But you look so freaking cute!

Levy: I don't think I do! My face is all shiny because saliva comes out of your mouth every time you speak!

Killua: When are you gonna finish mine and Gon's story?!

Gon: Killua... be patient.

Me: ... Um... the rights of that story went to KP... you will have to burden her...

Killua: Since when?!

Winry: ED! TAKE THAT BABY POWDER OFF YOUR FACE RIGHT NOW!!

Ed: Do you trust me?

....
....

Me: Um... I think I'll just go now...

Kp: but this is your room?

Me: ... oh yeah. Y'all need to leave!!! My mom will kill me if she knew I had this many people in my room at night! Especially if there's guys here too!

Mom: *walks into the room* Why are you shouting?

Me: *Looks back at the now empty room, then to KP*... KP hit me!

Mom: you are not bleeding. You are no unconscious. So shut up! It's almost 1 in the morning!

...
Me: I have a hard life...
Thank you again for reading my books when I wasn't here!

If any of my followers or people who read my books (and make yourself known...) have any book requests/books that they want me to read, don't be afraid to ask me!

Mom: Go. To. Sleep.

Me and Kp: Goodni-... Good morning guys!