My friend: hey want some water?
Me: *gasp*
My friend: ?
Me: you're drinking snowman blood. How shameful.
My friend: *sighs* why are you like this?

Me: Mummy! (yes I call my mom mummy)
Mom: Yes?
Me: Pass me my foot bags please.
Mom: ?????
JJ (got annoying to type my friend so gave her a name): *sipping coffee* She means shoes.
Mom: Ooooooh *faceplams*
Me: *makes confused kawai face* ?