You Know Your In Thailand . . .

When no one speaks English

When you can't see the speed bumps on the road

When it's 100 degrees outside, and it's December

When your so happy to see your driver

When cats love you more than the dogs do

When you see a 7-11 every two shops down

When the beaches are warm

When it's so hot your sweat shows through your cloths

When you ask for water in Thai (nom) and they look at you like your crazy because you accidentally asked 'Can I have some bathroom'

When you can't pronounce your step moms, families names

When you belly flop on your hotel bed thinking you will be met with softness, and your really only met with solid rock

When the Internet only works for a day

When you wake up in the middle of the night thinking it's the middle of the day because of how frikin' loud it is outside

When time change kicks you and the arse

When almost every pair of shoes you come across only go up to size 5. (That happens today and I think I cried a little)

When every time you go looking though a shop you have to say "may-ow Kap-koon-ka" (it means 'no thank you') every single time to the shop keeper because they think you want to buy something and your only looking

When the mosquitos are bigger than you big toe

When you feel bad for ignoring begged because they are actually little children

When you think you see a famous person and turns out it was just a normal person

When you see more than one boy that's pretending to be a girl in the same place. (Which I am totally not against that.)

When your happy that your Christmas present is Toilet Paper

And that's all I have I'll probably add more later.

See ya!