Me- *hits sister on head* Go away!

Sister- *fake pouts* I'm gonna go sulk in my corner now.

Me- Yeah whatever

Sister- *finds random screw* SCREW YOU!! *throws screw at me*

Me- AI!! That's going in my book.

(Lol perfect chapter name for this chapter. Btw it's chapter ♋. ️This proves how inappropriate I am, okay bye.)