Sister- *is texting*

Me- *is wattpading*

Sister- NOT HELL.

Me- What?

Sister- *gets angry and starts poking screen violently*
NOT HELP
NOT HE WILL
NOT HEAL
NOT HAWII FIVE O
HELLO!!!!!!!
Oh my god finally.

Me-*stares blankly at sister like she's crazy.* do I even want to know?

Sister- auto correct *answers as if nothing ever happened*

Me- *laughs hysterically*