Gee thaaaanks

So I was at a night market this evening with my fam. And we were waiting for our whatever they weres to be done being whatever.

They were like wood signs that some lady glued our names on so we can hang them on our doors. I don't know what I'm talking about. Anyway.

I was standing on a step twirling my dress slightly not realizing that my dads girlfriend was being slightly brushed by the brim of it. So instead of asking for me to step down or whatever she literally lifted my skirt up high enough so that almost everyone within a 15 foot radius could see my underwear.

Gee thanks. That was real mature of you. Miss I'm 31. Or 33. Or HOWEVER OLD SHE IS! I don't know things okay!?

(And I'm not hating on my dads girlfriend. She's actually really nice and sweet. It's just in this I'm kinda making her sound rude. Which she isn't at all. I swear. She's might as well be the nicest person on earth.)

Me being me I yelled and pulled my skirt down very quickly covering my self and glared at her.

Me- What the heck! Why the frick did you do that!?

Dads girlfriend- I could almost see up your skirt. It was almost over my head.

Me shakes head and glares more. It in fact was not almost over her head she could just see the rim of it at her eye level that she was at. She was sitting down to and the streets were very crowded with people and stands so there was no where els I could have possibly gone without being trampled by a bunch of strangers.

Me- No you could not. Please don't do that like everyone here just saw my underwear.

Dads girlfriend- *is messing around now and pulls my skirt up a little bit*

Dad-*snickers*

Sister-*rolls eyes*

Me-*gasps* EY! Stop it!

Dads girlfriend- *chuckles*

Me- *dead serious* Stop it. That's not funny.

Dad- Oh stop. She's just playing with you.

Me- yeah but it's not funny. I already have like 20 different guys checking me out. The last thing I need is for them to see my panties.

Dads girlfriend- Okay. I'm sorry.

Okay that was hard to write without doing the whole name thing. I don't want you guys to know my real name. I don't know why. I have a weird phobia thing that if I give to much of my personal information (meaning name, family's name, things like that.) that someone is going to track me down find me and kill me. I have no idea why I think this will ever happen cause I know it won't but still. I try As best I can not to give out that kind of info. My dads girlfriend actually said my name so I was going to just out TFL25 in the place of my real name but it didn't sound or look right to me.

Anyway, of you liked this random chapter and want to hear more embarrassing stories, (wow o sound like Mathias doing the outro to his RYC vids.) vote, comment, and follow if you already aren't. And as always I will see you peeps in the next chapter!

TFL25 OUT!!!

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