Me- *Crying*

3 year old- wats rong?

Me- I JUST joined this fandom! This is my first fanfic of it!

3 year old- oh...

dis is emly

emly is a monter bt hes da pretist monter ever.

bff fog, marco, tom, da kin, and every oy oves her o much!

Me- *Still sobbing* I haven't even finished the series!

3 year old- shes prfect in every ay an knos al da spels, n doesn ned a wand!

dats it, relly. any mor an authr-chn wil drown.