3 year old - Itz meh! tank chu fer al da coments

Me - I'll be your translator. Now, I know there's only two comments but we REALLY appreciate it!

3 year old - Yah! Now ill sjow chu mah sanic oc!

Me - *Jumps off a cliff, hitting concrete, and maggots eat my body*

3 year old - Hr name ish maia!

maria ish fashter thn sanic!

tails nd sanic fight ovrr her, and she oves thm boty!

shes just like lily in hr boody shape! (Yes, thats body shape)

shrs frends aith EVRRYONE, except the pink bitvh who tries stealing sanic. no one likes hr.

shes kind, sweet, and perfect in every way

WAIT, SGE DOS HAVE A FLW

her parents died becaude thir daghtr wad so perfect.

Me - *My ghost commits suicide*