3 year old: Your favorite author has come to wattpad!

Author~Chan won't be here. I've taken over her phone >:)

If your wondering why my spelling is good, I found her spellcheck app.

I also found her notes so I can write a long, heated, smutty lemon for all you dedicated readers!

Oh, don't act like you don't want to read it. You came here for this, in fact, your still reading it now!

So. Are you ready for the ultimate lemon?

Here.

We.

G--!!!

Me: BACK, DEMON! MAY THE POWER OF MY DECENT OC'S COMPEL YOU!!!

3 year old: Nooooooooooo...

Me: Sorry, guys. If you actually want a lemon, though, I can leave them with m-- WHERE ARE MY GAMES AND MY DRAWINGS?! WHY IS THERE MY LITTLE PONY GAMES HERE?!?!

3 year old: *Innocent whistling*

Me: COME HERE, YOU LITTLE BITCHY DEMON!!! *I chase them around everywhere*